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Sunday, January 27
- this is the virginia ham.  please take note of the spelling. it's V-I-R-G-I-N-I-A not V-I-R-G-I-N-A. yesterday, this ham is on sale, so i promote it to a lady customer and ask her to buy it. and so, this lady decided to buy it. YINGQIN: hi mdm, virginia ham is on sale, would you like to buy some? LADY: oh yes, i would like to buy. YINGQIN: how many grams would you like mdm? LADY: erm, is the VIRGINA HAM salty? YINGQIN: *wonder if i hear wrongly* erm, not really mdm. LADY: then is the VIRGINA HAM very fatty? cuz it looks pretty fatty to me. YINGQIN: *trying my best not to laugh* yes mdm, it's quite fatty, but it's very tasty. LADY: oh, is that so? then erm, i'll take 500g of the VIRGINA HAM. YINGQIN: *trying to control my laughter* yes mdm, thank you. LLLOLLLLLLLLLL. this lady said virgina ham THREE TIMES straight. i was trying my best not to laugh. and the worse part is, she not only bought hams, she bought sausages and meat too. i think she spend more than 15 minutes on the counter. and i've been trying to control my laughter for more than 15 minutes. plus, this is the second time i hear customers saying VIRGINA HAM instead of VIRGINIA HAM. LOL. and also, 2 more jokes. which i've been forgetting to blog it. it happened during the audit lesson. i forgot how the first one happened already. but i know joanna mistaken ms ng for saying 'if you need to' as 'unit 2'. hahas. and the second one is, KOK HUA: what's the word on the board? JOANNA: as a whole la you asshole. LOLLLL. that's it for today. bye world. ツ counting down to payday. *broke Labels: ENJOY YOUR ENJOYMENT  spoke at : 1:33 pm |
counter music blogger  i'm YINGQIN people call me ELAINE sometimes attached since 150306 turning 19 on 20 September 1989 i like any orange & white stuffs i can be very blur and irriatating at times i share all my secrets with my dearest bf i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh i love counting stars at night donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves i love to eat, especially crab nuggets from old chang kee, streaky bacon, sausages, hams, brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc. i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs i like to bake cakes and cookies i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles i can't stand to be alone i love to be in the crowd yup, that's me.ツ  click to add ツFriendster: oooyingqinooo click here for game info. ツ
my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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