Tuesday, November 20 -

Joke of the day..

Incredible Indian

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"

"Yeah," says the other cowboy.

"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."

Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."

"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"

The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."

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im so so tried now. =X

had class photo taking today.
i feel as if im back in secondary school during the photo taking session.
cuz the photographer and staff are exactly the same.
but then, i still love secondary school days more than ite school days.

had accounting mock test today also.
i didn't do well for it.
made a lot of mistakes.
guess i really have to study super duper hard for the paper.

my brain is not as clever as the rest of the people out there.
i admit im stupid.
i wish im clever.
people don't really have to study that much or sometimes don't even have to study at all and they will still score quite well for their exams.
and why is it that i have to study so hard for every single exam and yet my results still sux like hell?
sometimes even fail.
seriously, i hate my brain.
i wish to go for a brain operation whereby i can get the doctor to transfer more IQ and EQ over to me.
then, i will not be so stupid.

there's an audit test tml and thursday.
next week and the week after next will be common test week.
what the fuck?
test test test.
exams exams exams.
stressed~!

and i've been getting bruises all over my legs and thighs.
and only god knows where i got those bruises from.
and they're not small bruises but BIG ones.
BIG BIG UGLY ones.
seriously, i hate my skin too.
or i should say, i don't even love myself at all.
i wish i could go for a plastic surgery.

ending here for now.
a random and emo post.
bye world.









i wish..........
i wish..........
i wish..........
for so many things.
can they come true?

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