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Sunday, November 4
- Joke of the day.. Condom Sizing Harry noticed he was running low on rubbers, so he stopped by the local drugstore. "What size?" asked the blond pharmacist's assistant sweetly. When he admitted he wasn't sure of his size. The blond led him into the back room, lifted her skirt and told him to enter her. He was delighted to oblige. "Size six," she told him after a moment. "Now, take it out. How many?" Harry bought a dozen, and on his way home, he ran into his friend Tom. Harry eagerly told Tom the whole story. Tom rushed down to the drugstore to place on order, "But I'm afraid I don't know my size," he told the sales girl. So the blond led him in to the back room and repeated the procedure. "Size seven, Sir. Now take it out please. How many?" But Tom kept on going until he was done. "None, thanks," he told her, zipping up his pants and grinning. "I just came in for a fitting." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ HELLO. =) im feeling playful today. and i've no idea why. LOL.  been a while ever since i've updated. i was simply too lazy to update. plus i'm now busy watching the show 公主小妹 (romantic princess) on youtube. and it's soooo nice. hahas. =) before i carry on with my post. here's some super interesting pictures for you guys to see.           all the pictures above are CAKES. edible cakes. so cool right? i like the LV one especially. and i don't think i'll even bear to eat the cake. it's just so nice. i would rather wanna own the real bag than to have it being digested in my stomach. LOL. now for the updates. errmmmm. i've been having the same routine for the past few days. school > home > home > school. had cookey lessons on friday. made some sping union fried pancakes i think. i can't really rmb the real name. all i can rmb is, it's a very famous taiwan snack. the pictures. =)   i wasn't feeling very well on friday. had headaches and stomach cramp for the whole entire day. i made one sping union fried pancake for baobei to eat. but he says it's not very delicious. hur. T_T i went out today with my precious baby and also with my beloved sis and bro. we went out tgt to celebrate my bro's bday which is ytd. baobei came over to my hse for lunch at bout 1.30pm then after that we headed to lot 1 at round 3plus after we had our lunch and my bro's bday cake. we walked around lot 1 and bought some paper car toy and settle down at mac to fix and play. at around 5plus. we head over to pasta mania for dinner. i had chicken sausage, baobei had chicken bolognese, bro had spicy chicken, sis had ham and sausage baked rice. after dinner, we continue to walk round lot 1 before going home. and i manage to find the jogging shoe which i like. woo hoo~ it's kinda like the past sports shoe which i had. and somemore it's now on sale. much more cheaper than it's usual price. gonna buy it tml after school. woot! finally i can go jogging with proper shoes le. cuz for the past few weeks i've been jogging with my school shoes. thursday will be a public holiday. no more tang lesson. woo hoo. but too bad friday's not a holiday. if not can rest. cuz i'm working on thursday for the whole day. tml's a school day. SIAN. plus, morning assembly is as usual now. even more SIAN. dam man. i think i should go spoil the school's sound system. so that there'll not be any morning assembly till next year march. hahas. anyway. ending here for now. off to bed. bye. =) baobei. Theres a warmth in my heart. It haunts me when you're gone. Mend me to your side and never let go. The more I live, the more I know, what's simple is true, I love you. muacks. Labels: LOOK FOR THE GIRL WITH THE BROKEN SMILE AND SHE WILL BE LOVED  spoke at : 11:38 pm |
counter music blogger  i'm YINGQIN people call me ELAINE sometimes attached since 150306 turning 19 on 20 September 1989 i like any orange & white stuffs i can be very blur and irriatating at times i share all my secrets with my dearest bf i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh i love counting stars at night donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves i love to eat, especially crab nuggets from old chang kee, streaky bacon, sausages, hams, brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc. i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs i like to bake cakes and cookies i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles i can't stand to be alone i love to be in the crowd yup, that's me.ツ  click to add ツFriendster: oooyingqinooo click here for game info. ツ
my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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