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Wednesday, October 31
- Joke of the day.. A Wedding A wedding occurred, just outside Cavan in Ireland. To keep tradition going, everyone got pissed and the bride's and groom's families had a storming rage and begin wrecking the reception room and generally kicking the crap out of each other. The police get called in to break up the fight. The following week, all members of both families appear in court. The fight continues in the court room until the Judge finally brings calm with the use of his hammer, shouting "Silence in Court." The court room goes silent and Paddy (the best man) stands up and says, "Judge.. I was the best man at the wedding and I think I should explain what happened." The Judge agrees and asks Paddy to take the stand. Paddy begins his explanation by telling the court that it is traditional in a Cavan wedding that the Best Man gets the first dance with the Bride. The judge says "OK." "Well", said Paddy, "After I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that the music kept going and I was dancing to the third song.. when all of a sudden the Groom leap over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick in her privates." The Judge instantly responded... "Wow.. that must have hurt!" Paddy replies "HURT!.. He broke three of my fingers!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ i've just finish watching the movie 'IF ONLY'. and it's so touching. i love the movie and the message given. =) baobei. loving you is never enough for me. i love you endlessly. muacks.  spoke at : 6:11 pm |
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my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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