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Sunday, October 21
- Joke of the day.. Stranded There was once a man and his dog, who were stranded on an island. One day, the man was really desperate and wanted to have sex real bad, so he went round the island, hoping to find something, except for a barrel. So with that, he poked a hole through the middle of the barrel and screwed till he was satisfied. Ever since then, he used that to fulfill his sexual desires. One day, his dog, has the sexual urge too, so it decides to use the method that its master have been using. So the two of them used the barrel until they died. About 50 years later, the island was discovered by a group of old nuns and they built a nunnery there. One day the Chief Nun found a certain barrel which contained a load full of wax, so she took it and made them into candles. The candles were then being used to light up the nunnery in the dark until one day, a nun got naughty and decided to satisfy herself with the candles. She throughly enjoyed herself from that. However 10 months later, she rushed into the Mother Superior's room and said, "I've got to confess, I used the candle to screw myself 10 months ago and now I have a baby." Mother Superior then replied, "You're more fortunate my child, I've got a puppy..." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ darm. i can't upload photos using blogger. have to go photobucket to upload instead. zzz~ anyway. ytd, baobei and i went to make our joint a/c. initially i thought we'll be given a bank book and a deposit of $500. but now, we're given bank statement and need not a deposit of $500. cool eh. =) we reach the bank at round 10am. and the queue is soooo dam long la.  my queue number was 20 but the number got stuck at 11 when it was 11am in the morning. zzz~ baobei and i went to eat fishball noodle to pass time. and when we got back, it's our turn already. =) after making our joint a/c, baobei send me to work. we had our dinner at adams hawker before going to work. lalallalalalalallar~ i feel so loved and special ytd. happiness. =)  work was great ytd. i hope work today is as great as ytd. woot! was super busy ytd. customers coming coming coming non-stop to buy hams. i'm glad that i'm busy. cuz tat keeps me awake. LOL. work ended quite early ytd. ended at 10.50pm instead of 11pm as the DM close early. hahas. will be going to work later at 1pm. hopefully today will be another busy day. i just download the game 'crazy taxi' to my phone. and it's so fun la. but a lil' hard to control though. =X and and and. i feel so so sinful now. i've been eating and eating non-stop since school reopens and haven been doing any exercise. cuz i haven been going jogging and doing skipping for the whole of last week. =X and if this continues, my body will go out of shape soon. and i don't want that to happen! gonna start jogging and skipping from next week onwards. and i'm gonna do it everyday after school. =) plus, i wanna go swimming too. it's been 12345678910 years since i've swimed. i wanna be tanned la. cuz people always say i look like a 白斩鸡. (white skinned chicken) but i've no time to go swimming. hur. =X plus, my ranking for the CPF-moneySense game dropped. from 5 to 7 to now 12. hur. =X gonna start playing again le. and and and. i still haven get my attachment allowance from the company that i'm working at. they actually said they missed out my name when they're paying some temp staffs who's also working at the company. but i don't see any temp staffs around. so what the hell la. i need money so badly now. i'm broke terribly. =X i hope they pay me next week. if not i'm gonna flood their mails with mails asking them to pay me up. alright. gonna go iron uniform and prepare for work le. bye world. =) baobei. ytd we had our joint a/c made le wor. feel so happy and blessed with loved. happiness in the air. =) baobei ar. do you know that. if some one did ask me what life meant to me? then I would sit next to you, pull you close two me, put my arms around you and say proudly, "This is my life" i love you so much, tons, lots, forever. muacks. Labels: LOVED LOVED LOVED  spoke at : 10:03 am |
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my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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