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Wednesday, September 5
- Joke of the day.. Eight Months Pregnancy Since the wife is eight months into her pregnancy, the husband has to sleep on the floor to avoid any regrettable mistake, which might happen pretty easily, for he has been desperate for quite a while now.... Just before lying down on the bed, she glances at him and sees the poor guy curls up on the floor, eyes stare widely into the empty air, filled with hopeless desire... Feeling sorry for her husband, she opens the top drawer of the cabinet, takes out a fifty dollar bill, and gives it to him: Awww, my honey is so depressed... here, take this and go to the woman next door, she will let you sleep with her tonight...and remember that this happens only once...ok?...don't think about it again. The husband rolls his eyes in disbelief, but afraid that he may change her mind, he grabs the money and leaves quickly. A few minutes later, he returns, hands the bill back to the wife and says with much disappointment: "She said this is not enough, she wants sixty." The wife's face slowly turns red with anger and said: "Damn that bitch... when she was pregnant and her husband came over here... I charged him only fifty." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- school as usual today. trained to school alone. was reading newspaper on the way to school and i saw these few cool pictures.      all the things shown in the pictures are specially designed for the left-handers. notice that all of them are actually opposite. it's just so cool la. especially the ruler. i wonder where can all those stuffs be bought at. and there's also a left=hander's day which is celebrated on 13 August every year. how cool. =) anyway. exams are getting nearer and nearer. just 5 more days to exams. im so stressed up now. =X really hope i can do well for exams. i've nth to update today. just wanna share with you guys the left-handers thingy. off to study now. bye. =) baobei. it's been nearly 1.5 years since we're tgt. during these precious days, we laughed tgt, quarrelled tgt. thank you for loving me, walking hand in hand with me, holding me and guiding me in our love journey tgt. i love you. happy 17 months and 21 days. muacks. The higher the expectations, the bigger the dissapointment. True? Labels: =D  spoke at : 5:48 pm |
counter music blogger  i'm YINGQIN people call me ELAINE sometimes attached since 150306 turning 19 on 20 September 1989 i like any orange & white stuffs i can be very blur and irriatating at times i share all my secrets with my dearest bf i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh i love counting stars at night donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves i love to eat, especially crab nuggets from old chang kee, streaky bacon, sausages, hams, brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc. i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs i like to bake cakes and cookies i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles i can't stand to be alone i love to be in the crowd yup, that's me.ツ  click to add ツFriendster: oooyingqinooo click here for game info. ツ
my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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