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Saturday, September 1
- Joke of the day.. Mad Cow Disease Female reporter was interviewing 1 farmer regarding mad cow disease. Reporter : Sir, would you like to comments about the mad cow disease? Farmer : Lady, Do you know that bull and cow only have sex once in a year ? Reporter : Sir, I respect your comments but we are in the programme for mad cow disease only. Farmer : Lady, and do you know that we squeeze cow's breast for milk 4 times a day = 1460 times a year ? Reporter : Sir, but what has it got to do with mad cow disease ? (She was angry because the farmer had being talking sexy things. Farmer : lady, if I will to squeeze your breast 4 times a day = 1460 times a year but you only get SEX once a year --- WILL YOU BE MAD???!!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ha~ it's been so long since i updated. well, im kinda busy everyday after school when i got home. tons of revision questions to be done. and, exams starts next monday. zzz~ this picture was taken on thursday. i can't rmb why i take this picture. =X all i can rmb was, i took this picture during costing lesson and it's a picture of my presentation on the board. .jpg) wednesday, after lunch, we went over to student hub to slack. and kok hua was super duper funny la. =X i think he can be a super good entertainer. .jpg) joanna: can you pls stop singing? i cannot even uds what you sing. kok hua: what cannot uds? i speak perfect english ok. joanna: oh. then i test you. joanna: s-l-o-w is what? kok hua: slow lor. joanna: then s-l-o-w-e-r leh? kok hua: *think for a while before he ans* slower lor. joanna: then f-l-o-w leh? kok hua: flow lor. joanna: then f-l-o-w-e-r leh? kok hua: flow-er lor. when kok hua said flow-er, all of us roared with laughter. then kok hua said: wei, laugh for what? i entertain joanna by saying its flow-er nia. i noe it's flower. -________________- lll hahas. then, teck huat ask him another qn. teck huat: eh, i ak u ar. what is m-a-c-c-h-i-c-k-e-n? kok hua: *think super duper long* kok hua: erm, i don't answer such stupid question. us: *laugh laugh laugh* joanna: it's mac-chicken la. teck huat: ok, kok hua, ask u again. what's m-a-c-n-u-g-g-e-t-s? kok hua: mac-nuggets lo. teck huat: then what's m-a-c-h-i-n-e? kok hua: mac-hine. us: *LAUGH OUT LOUD* teck huat: it's machine la. had super lots of fun in student hub on wednesday during the lunch break. all thanks to kok hua. =) thursday after school went to meet my darling wanqi for lunch. i had korean noodles while wanqi had indian chicken set rice for lunch. wanqi says my korean noodles is like instant noodles. and i pay $3.90 just to eat instant noodles. zzz~ .jpg) and look at wanqi's rice. it's super duper a lot sia.  i think the uncle's rice, vegetables are all free-of-charge one. LOL. went to school on friday for the teachers' day celebration. oh no. not for the teachers' day celebration. it's for the sake of my attachement briefing then i went school. was suppose to look for teacher on thursday afternoon after school. but teacher was on MC. wth man. zzz~ so no choice, i went to school on friday just to attend the briefing. i got all these forms and booklet to read after the briefing was done.  and, i thought going for attachment is like going to any office to work. but then, it's not. i have projects and reports to submit after i finish my attachment. zzz~ though i hate doing projects and reports. but im glad that i had been selected to go for the industrial attachment as it will help a lot when i apply for poly courses after i graduate. and i'll be given 3 credit points added to my GPA. wee oh wee. =) here's one of the picture i take during assembly.  after school ended at 10.30am. i rush home. cuz im going out with baobei. =) i meet baobei at my hse bus stop then we head home tgt. we had lunch then we slack and i went to change and we head off to town at bout 1 plus in the afternoon. our first stop was cineleisure orchard. we bought old chang kee then head for our movie at 3.20pm. we watched rush hour 3. OMG. it's a dam nice and hilarious movie. i laugh until so hard that i cried. after the movie, we head over to heeren to shop. and baobei brought me to this cool shop. i took quite a number of pictures of the stuffs that the shop is selling.    i love the alarm clocks. especially the television one. after that, we head over to the flash shop and i bought a shirt for baobei. it's for his bday. =)) then we continue to shop around heeren before we head over back to cine for dinner.  baobei and i eat until so full that we couldn't finish the pizza. so we asked for the pizza to be packed and we bought it home to eat. we went home after dinner. baobei send me home. =) reached home slightly before 9pm. i had otah for supper while i was watching my favourite tv show. =) look at the blister on my toe. i hate this blister ytd when i wear my new shoe to school. =X  it's so dam painful la. and it even bleeds. hur. =X today is TEACHERS' DAY. im working as usual even though it's teachers' day. baobei is now at downtown east with his yo-yo friends. there's a yo-yo competition going on down there. i hope baobei wins. baobei jia you jia you. =) woah. a long entry. think i should stop here for now. bye and enjoy ur weekends. =) baobei. 我爱上你... 爱上了你.. 你知不知道... 我一至爱上你... 我看着你的眼,我握着你的手， 你搂着我的要, 我已深深爱上你... 我看见你的眼，我握着你的手， 你搂着我的要，我已深深爱上....  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counter music blogger  i'm YINGQIN people call me ELAINE sometimes attached since 150306 turning 19 on 20 September 1989 i like any orange & white stuffs i can be very blur and irriatating at times i share all my secrets with my dearest bf i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh i love counting stars at night donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves i love to eat, especially crab nuggets from old chang kee, streaky bacon, sausages, hams, brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc. i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs i like to bake cakes and cookies i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles i can't stand to be alone i love to be in the crowd yup, that's me.ツ  click to add ツFriendster: oooyingqinooo click here for game info. ツ
my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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