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Sunday, August 26
- Joke of the day.. A girl and a guy get married and the girl gets pregnant. So the doctor tells them not to have sex until the baby is delivered. But the couple get very horny one night and start having sex. Suddenly the guys penis gets stuck in the gals vagina. They struggle a lot but he cant get it out. So they get over to the hospital and call for the doctor. The doctor gives the girl a sweet and tells her to swallow it. She does so and suddenly his penis comes out. Afterwards she asks the doctor how he did it and he explains "When the baby saw the sweet, he left the banana." The baby was born who was so advanced, he could talk. He looked around the delivery room and saw the doctor. "Are you my doctor?" he asked. "Yes, I am," said the doctor. The baby said, "Thank you for taking such good care of me during birth." He looked at his mother and asked, "Are you my mother?" "Yes, I am," she said. "Thank you for taking such good care of me before I was born," he said. He then looked at his father and asked, "Are you my father?" "Yes,I am," his father answered. The baby motioned him close, then poked him on the forehead with his index finger seven times saying, "I want you to know THAT HURTS!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- YESTERDAY woo hoo. i bought S.H.E PLAY DVD le. it's so so nice la.   there's a bonus disc inside which has the concert that they've conducted in taiwan. woo~ it's so much better than the one i watch in tudou. having S.H.E fever now. lallalallar~ anyway. worked as usual. work with the person who knocked me towards the knife and in the end i got cut last week. i was super duper careful when i work, trying not to stand too close to him. if not, he'll dump into me and i'll be knocked towards the knife and got cut again. was quite busy. manager mince the chicken, pork and beef mince meat 3 times and it all sold off. so ytd, a total of 45kg of mince meat was sold. woah~ LOL. knocked off at 11pm sharp. went home to sleep. TODAY i wake up super duper early in the morning. cuz need to do house work and homework. zzz~ and. this show, underdog, is showing on my birthday leh. =)  on our first yr anniversary, baobei and i watched the movie haunted school. and the movie actually just started showing on the day of our first yr anniversary. now, there is a movie showing on my birthday. woo~ cool sia. any kind souls wanna treat me to the movie? =) lalallalallar~ anyway. just a few more days. to be exact, 14 more days to exam. and, im still not yet done with my revision. jia lat. i don't wanna fail my exams and i wanna get the good prgress award. cuz i wanna that $400 CASH~！ and since in another 14 more days till exams. that means, im super duper close to the day when im gonna start work. cuz i've been confirm to have industrial attachment during my holidays. woo hoo~ excited man. =) and also, in another few months time. to be exact, 7 months time. i'll be graduating from bishan ITE. YAYS YAYS YAYS. i hope i get to further studies after i graduate. then after i graduate from my further studies, i'll work full shift. then after that save money for future. then after that ROM with baobei. then after that buy house. then after that get married. then after that have 2 kids. woo~ all these will happen so so soon can? and im so looking forward to it. =) i've nth to blog much. gonna go prepare for work lo. bye. baobei. i love you. happy 17 months and 11 days. muacks. i hate myself for being such a demanding and lousy gf. why can't i be better and more understanding? idiot yingqin. Labels: HAPPILY BLESSED WITH LOVE  spoke at : 8:02 pm |
counter music blogger  i'm YINGQIN people call me ELAINE sometimes attached since 150306 turning 19 on 20 September 1989 i like any orange & white stuffs i can be very blur and irriatating at times i share all my secrets with my dearest bf i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh i love counting stars at night donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves i love to eat, especially crab nuggets from old chang kee, streaky bacon, sausages, hams, brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc. i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs i like to bake cakes and cookies i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles i can't stand to be alone i love to be in the crowd yup, that's me.ツ  click to add ツFriendster: oooyingqinooo click here for game info. ツ
my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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