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Wednesday, August 15
- Joke of the day.. One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and, during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was, and he said, "Oh,Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." Horrified, she said, "Tarzan you have that all wrong! I will show you how to do it properly." She took off her clothes, lay down on the ground, and spread her legs wide. "Here," she said, pointing, "You must put it in here." Tarzan removed his loincloth, stepped closer and then gave her an almighty kick in the crotch. Jane rolled around in agony. Eventually she managed to gasp, "Why the hell did you do that?" "Tarzan check for bees!" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HAPPY 17TH MONTHSARY YQ & ZJ !! school was pretty alright today. was reading newspapers on the way to school. and i learn something new today. and that is, plants are actually masturbating when the leaves move cuz that's when they use the leaves to whack whatever it is that need whacking. isn't cool? LOL. next time when i see the plants leaves moving, im gonna stop them from masturbating. =P first lesson of the day was advance accounting. and we learn accounting ratios today. some of the ratios are pretty familiar, like the quick and current ratio. cuz i've already learn it in secondary school. but in secondary school. we only have 2 ratios to rmb. now, we have 13 ratios to rmb. and the worse thing is, there won't be any formula table sheet given for us to refer to during the exams. sad la. =X had sports and wellness lesson next. we play softball today. i didn't really uds the game rules. but then, the game was fun. =) went to bath then lunch. after that, went to find mrs lee to collect the cookies that my class ordered. my class ordered a total of $46 of cookies and muffins. quite a lot sia. =) went round the school to deliver the cookies before i went for my tax lesson. mrs tan finished the last topic today. and next week onwards, it'll be revision time. i finished revising 4 topics of tax already. and im pretty proud of myself. =) *clap hands* i aim to finish revising all the topics of tax this week then start costing and accounting next week. oh ya. my blog is being rated restricted.  LOL. what's the rating of your blog? try it at this webby: http://mingle2.com/blog-rating im watching power ranger and hi-5 now at kids central. i don't know why i used to like them so much when i was young. cuz the show is so so lame to me now. -.- and, the hi-5 members have changed. i think, the previous members are still way much better. and, i think, the hi-5's newest member now. which is Steve and Sun, are Kathleen and Tim's sliblings. cuz they look so alike can. LOL. well, i've to stop here for now. have to start my revision so that i can keep up to my revision schedule. bye. =) baobei. HAPPY 17TH MONTHSARY TO YOU !! i hope the next one would be our 17 year anniversary. iloveyou endlessly. =) Labels: iloveyou endlessly. =)  spoke at : 5:48 pm |
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