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Monday, August 13
- hi ya~! im back from my jog le. and it's feels so so dam great so have sweat all over me. and now, while waiting for my turn to bath. i shall blog again. =) just now in my previous post. i complainted about the china ppl. and just now when i went jogging. i realised that there're quite a number of china residents living around my estate. zzz~ oh ya. one more thing. i forgot to mention something in my previous post. today is the first day of the chinese hungry ghost festival. and im gonna go pray later. alright. it's now my turn to bath. bye guys. =) ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Joke of the day.. 5 people lived in a room. They are named Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody and Nobody. Fool did not know the four other people, and he was a police. The four other people, Mad, Brain, Somebody and Nobody were friends. One day, Somebody killed Nobody. At that time, Brain was in the bath room. Mad called the police. Mad: Is this the police? Police: Yes, what is the matter? Mad: Somebody killed Nobody. Police: Are you mad? Mad: Yes, I am Mad. Police: Don't you have a brain? Mad: Brain is in the bath room. Police: You're dumb! Mad: No! I'm not Dumb, I'm Mad. Police: *annoyed and hangs up, treating it as a prank call* Mad dialed '999' for the police again and it was still the same police who answered the call. The police hung up upon hearing Mad saying that Somebody killed Nobody. Mad was really anxious as his friend was killed but no police helped him. Mad called the Head of Police the next day. The Head of Police went to the house to see if there's really someone dead. Yes, there was a corpse. Mad told the Head of Police that he did call for assistance from a police but the police had hung up on him twice. So, the Head of Police went to check who was on duty at that time.He found out that Fool was on duty. (The Head of Police did not know Fool's name) The Head of Police sent someone to bring Fool to the house and scolded him: YOU FOOL! Fool answered "Yes, sir?" The Head of Police was shocked that he admitted that he was a 'fool'. Within seconds, he regained from the shock and told Fool, "You are fired!" Fool: Oh, I see. Head of Police: You don't have to come for work from now onwards! Take off your uniform and hand in your gun! Fool: Is You here? I don't know anyone named You although I've worked here for 10 years. Head of Police: You is not a name! Argh, forget it... What's your name? Fool: Fool. Head of Police: WHAT, you called me a fool?! Fool: No, I said my name is Fool. Head of Police: *blur* *dizzy* Fool, you are fired!!! Fool: O.K... It's all their fault... The policemen took Somebody to court and Somebody was sentenced to death. Then, Nobody was cremated. Fool went home and for the first time, talked to Mad and Brain face to face. Fool: *looks at Mad* You Mad freak! Fool: *looks at Brain* You Brainless! Mad & Brain: You're so stupid, fool. Mad: I am Mad but I am not a freak. Brain: I am Brain but I'm Brainmore, not Brainless. I have a brain in my head and my name is Brain. Two "Brains"!! Fool: Whatever you fools. Mad & Brain: You are the Fool, stupid. We are Mad and Brain, not Fools. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- time for updates. shall blog before i go for my jog. SATURDAY work as usual. baobei send me to work. work was pretty alright. i didn't fall asleep cuz i was pretty busy. SUNDAY work as well. i called baobei up during my dinner time. and i had so much fun talking to him on the phone. was laughing so so hard man. LOL. yesterday's work was pretty busy. had a big big home delivery. and most of the delivery goods comes from my department. so i have to pack it. the customer ordered 10 striploins and 10 pork chops. and in total, for the meat only, it cost nearly $200++. and i think it's all for bbq. cuz i have to marinate it with bbq sauce. i think, all the food that she ordered for bbq will not be enough for me man. LOL. and also. one dam kuku china construction worker guy pissed me off man. china guy: i want that sausage, it cost $2.90 each？ me: no, it cost $2.90 per 100 grams. china guy: huh? me: it cost $2.90 per 100 grams. *saying it a lil louder this time* china guy: oh, ok. give me one. me: *packing the sausage* china guy: is the sausage cooked? me: yes. china guy: can it be eaten now? me: yes. *passing him the sausage at the same time* china guy: why is it so cold? i thought u say it's cooked? me: duhhh~ it's keep inside the chiller, of course it's cold la. china guy: then are you sure it's cooked? me: YES. if you don't believe me, bite it now to test lo. china guy: i don't want this sausage anymore. *diao me before going off* me: *diao him back too* i think, all china ppl are just so retarded la. it's either they're showing off how rich they are or showing off how poor and stupid and retarded they are. im not trying to be biased to them. but their actions really do pissed me off. and also, i really don't uds why are all the singapore ping pong players from china too? does that mean singapore don't have any ppl who are good in playing ping pong? anyway. work ended at 10pm. cold storage was giving free cornflakes. so i took 2 big boxes home. one for me and one for baobei. and i had cornflakes for breakfast today. ^^ TODAY school as usual today. OMG. i nearly cannot wake up. cuz work night shift ytd ma. and also, i didn't really pay much attention in class today. was feeling so so dam tired and sleepy. i feel as feel im floating in the air lidat. =X went for lunch then back home after school. and here i am blogging. alright. i think i've to end now and head off to jog if not i'll have not enough time for revision later. bye. baobei. just 2 more days till our 17th monthsary. i just love you so so much. forever and ever. muacks. Labels: =D  spoke at : 2:45 pm |
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