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Wednesday, August 8
- Joke of the day.. This just-married Chinese coupled decide to make love on their wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. The wife did not want to get pregnant and requested the husband to buy condom from the shop nearby. When the husband went out, the wife waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off... While the husband was out, an Indian thief came into the room. The wife did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed the Indian and happily screwed away. The wife was so exhausted that she fell asleep immediately. In the mean time, the husband had a hard time looking for a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only one 20-sen coin. He asked the shop owner to sell him one piece of condom and the shop owner asked him which quality that he wanted. "The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 sen each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 sen each. And purple condom, the highest quality, is 25 sen each". So, the husband chose the black condom as he had only 20 sen with him. When he reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jumped onto his wife and started making love. The wife was surprised that the husband was so energetic after the "first" session. A year later, the wife gave birth to a "black" baby boy. When the baby grows up, he asks the father, "Pa, why am I black and you are white?" The father replied, "You are damn lucky already, my son, 5 sens more and you are PURPLE COLOR now!!!!!!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ytd was a super busy and fun one for me. after the last lesson ended, i zoom out of class to the staff room to find qian ping and teacher. cuz we need to buy ingredients to make the cookies and muffins for our food stall today. after getting instructions from teacher. qian ping and i went shopping at J-8 NTUC. and this shopping make me totally feel like an aunty. cuz we both look out for the cheapest and good quality stuff. but it was fun la. LOL.  picture taken on the way to J-8 NTUC.  the number of things we bought. it all cost $48.95  picture taken while waiting for our turn to pay for our stuffs.  the trolley of stuffs. we intend to push this trolley back to school cuz it's simply too much things for us to carry. but in the end we didn't, cuz it's a dam stupid idea. so we waited for yishan to come and we carry all those stuffs back to school. and boy was the weather hottttttttt can. we were all like sweating non-stop. had super lots of fun on the way back to school. for eg. qian ping says she's gonna fart soon. and when yishan and i heard that. we ran as fast as we could back to school. and qian ping was like -.- LOL. (i think im the only one who uds why it's so funny. =X) when we reach school. we were all already half dead. cuz those stuffs are real heavy la. so many bottles of milk. so many packets of sugar, flour and self-raising flour and etc. we started baking once we reach school as we had lots of orders from teachers and students. i went home at around 6pm. today, i reach school at 7.15am. cuz have to faster finish packing and labelling the cookies to their rightful owners. i meet qian ping 6.30am at cck mrt and we went school tgt. we played cube on the way to school. and qian ping is a fast leaner can. just one day, she know the second layer of the cube liao. the cookies were all nearly sold out when i finish packing them to those who pre-order. and we make a lot of profits. more than what we've expected. =) my day in school ended at bout 1pm. went home after that.  picture taken with qian ping and yishan before going home. and and and. did i tell you guys the games at this webby is dam dam nice? take a look at the following screen-shots. the following games i showed below are HK cafe and sushi. HK cafe.   Sushi  alright. it's now time for me to head for the bed. my pillow's calling out for me. and my cramps are killing me. baobei. just wanna tell you that i really cherish those times we spend tgt. i rmb them all inside my heart. they're all so sweet. =) i believe no matter what happens. our hearts will beat and join tgt as one. you're the only one who i dote and love on. you're the only one who brought true love to me. i love you and only you for life. iloveyou woaini. =) iloveyou woaini. =D iloveyou woaini. !!!!!!!!!!!!!! happy 16 month and 24 days. and happy 17 month in advance. =) muacks. hey bitch, 你没说话没人把你当哑巴。 请你以后说话放尊重一点。 and do you even have the right to comment on the cleanliness of cookery club? even if you want to comment, can you just keep it to yourself, you fucking bitch. you just don't think before you talk. and what did i do wrong to let you keep shooting me non-stop? we've already gone separete ways and just will you stay out and stop all your nonsense? cuz for whatever fucking reason, im very sure that i didnt step into your way in any matter. i don't understand why you are doing this kind of things to me. can you people just mind your own business and stop all your stupid acts!! all of you are just a bunch of idiotic retarted bitches. 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