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Wednesday, July 18
- Joke of the day.. A mature woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her man's sex drive. "What about trying Viagra ?" asks the doctor. "Not a chance, " says Mrs Murphy. "He won't even take an aspirin for a headache." "No problem," replies the doctor, "drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it." A week later, Mrs Murphy visits the doctor and he inquiries as to how things went. "Oh, it was terrible, just terrible, doctor. "What happened ?" asks the doctor. "Well, I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee while we were having breakfast. The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off, and then proceeded to make passionate love to me on the tabletop. It was terrible." "What's terrible ?" asked the doctor, "was the sex not good ?" "Oh no, doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years, but I'll never be able to show my face in McDonald's again." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- school as usual today. accounting lesson first. suppose to have a mock test today. but it's postpone to tml cuz teacher want to finish the accounting quiz. next was sports and wellness. did some jumping exercise then play badminton and the stick game.  played the stick game tgt with sofia, shariman, natasha and diyana. went to bath after S&W lesson. oh god. the shower water is dam cold la. zzz~ but i feel so shiok after bathing. hahas. had lunch after that. the picture of my lunch is below.  went for tax CA2 after lunch. idiot me. my mind went blank suddenly during the test. and i was like lost in some place with dam lots of people shouting. wth. there goes my CA2. why did my mind went blank suddenly? why why why? haish. nth much to blog about. im feeling so tired. having flu. idiot me. sickly me. off to sleep now. bye. baobei. i miss you so much today la. i miss ur huggies. hur. =X and also, ur exams coming soon le wor. must study hard and jia you wor. i love you forever. happy 16th month and 03 days. muacks. Labels: MR HONG ZHENJUN - MY ONLY LOVE  spoke at : 7:03 pm |
counter music blogger  i'm YINGQIN people call me ELAINE sometimes attached since 150306 turning 19 on 20 September 1989 i like any orange & white stuffs i can be very blur and irriatating at times i share all my secrets with my dearest bf i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh i love counting stars at night donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves i love to eat, especially crab nuggets from old chang kee, streaky bacon, sausages, hams, brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc. i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs i like to bake cakes and cookies i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles i can't stand to be alone i love to be in the crowd yup, that's me.ツ  click to add ツFriendster: oooyingqinooo click here for game info. ツ
my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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