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Tuesday, July 17
- Joke of the day.. A young wife, who was becoming frustrated with her young husband constant demands for sex, decides to make a schedule for him, to cut down on the amount of times that they will have to make love for the rest of their marriage. While getting ready for work, she writes on a piece of paper, "Honey,you know I love you, but your never ending requests for sex are leaving me drained and really tired. So I propose that we only have sex on days that start with the letter 'T', to minimise the frequency of our lovemaking sessions. Don't be mad at me honey, just understand where I am coming from, and let me know if my request is too demanding of you." On her way out the door, she uses a refrigerator magnet and sticks the note to the fridge door,hoping that her sex craved husband will be understanding and accepting of her proposal when he reads it. Upon returning home, she glances at the refrigerator and notices that her note has been replaced with a note from her husband that reads,"Baby, I didn't' realise that I was putting you under so much pressure and I'm sorry.I accept your proposal and have even taken the extra step of listing at the bottom of this letter, those days starting with the letter 'T' to make sure that we are on the same page. 1. TUESDAY 2. THURSDAY 3. TODAY 4. TOMORROW P.S. I love you too, and remember it's still TODAY, I am waiting for you upstairs." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- school as usual today. accounting lesson first. did a accounting quiz. teacher say there's a mock test tml. and the question will be dam challenging. oh god. =X costing lesson was next. ms lam is forever so ________. and she dragged the lesson today. so what the _______ !! and, i got back my tax mock test today. OMG. i faint when i saw my results. i just pass nia. scored full marks for question one but zero for question two. =X and i made a lot of careless mistakes when i checked my paper at home today. the mistakes are: 1) i wrote $15 000 instead of $150 000 im just so idiot la. zzz~ everytime when the numbers have a lot of zeros, i'll sure to miss out one. wth. am i allergic to zeros? -.- 2) i calculated the number of months wrongly the question states that the onwer rent the house out from march 2006 to december 2006. it's actually 10 months, i calculate it as 9 months. 3) i press the calculator wrongly i had exactly the same figures for the transactions when i double check my paper and yet i had a negative figure instead of a positive. this makes me wonder if my fingers are too big for the calculator. arghh. i've to be extra extra careful tml during the CA. if not, i'll either fail or just pass the test. seems like there's nothing else for me to blog about now. im off to study for tomorrow's tax CA and mock test. bye. baobei. do you know that, your present that you wish for is already yours forever le. cuz it's already given to you since 16 months and 02days ago. and, deaming of you makes my night worthwhile, thinking of you makes me smile, being with you is the best thing ever, and loving you is what I'll do forever. i love you lots lots lots. happy 16 months and 02 days. muacks. hope we can meet up tml. =D Labels: YOU'RE MY ONE AND ONLY LOVE FOREVER  spoke at : 4:38 pm |
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my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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