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Thursday, July 12
- Joke of the day.. A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers to his wife, "Listen this guy's an escaped convict - look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you, too." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Harry potter movie starts today. i haven watch it yet. heard it's a nice show. im so excited to watch it. im gonna watch it tgt with baobei. ^^ been to school for nearly a week lo. saw a rainbow on the way to school on wednesday. took a picture of it. the rainbow very nice wor. ^^  then also, i bought a 16th monthsary present for baobei. ^^   baobei like the present a lot wor. so happy. =D today, mrs lee didn't come to class for accounting lesson. so mrs ho and ms low relief us. did some past year accounting question then after that go canteen slack during break time. i ate black pepper chicken noodle. yummy yum yum. ^^  went home after school today with joanna. started doing my tax revision. cuz next mon and wed, got tax exam. i do those revision question i want to sleep la. so did a drawing on my ledger paper pad. i tried to draw my name out. but it didn't came out nice though. =X  yeahh. tat's the end of my entry lo. bye. baobei ar. are u gonna come home soon? faster online leh. i miss you. =X happy 15 months and 28 days. i love you. 15 July 2007 - 16 monthsary with baobei 16 july 2007 - Tax mock test 18 July 2007 - Tax CA2 19 July 2007 - Accounting CA2 26 July 2007 - Costing CA2 28 July 2007 - 500 days with baobei Labels: BAOBEI - I MISS YOU  spoke at : 5:51 pm |
counter music blogger  i'm YINGQIN people call me ELAINE sometimes attached since 150306 turning 19 on 20 September 1989 i like any orange & white stuffs i can be very blur and irriatating at times i share all my secrets with my dearest bf i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh i love counting stars at night donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves i love to eat, especially crab nuggets from old chang kee, streaky bacon, sausages, hams, brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc. i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs i like to bake cakes and cookies i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles i can't stand to be alone i love to be in the crowd yup, that's me.ツ  click to add ツFriendster: oooyingqinooo click here for game info. ツ
my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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