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Friday, June 29
- Joke of the day.. Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe. "Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?" The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom, and I"m St Peter". Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family.you've got to send me back Straight away". St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back as a dog or a hen." Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him. The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?" "It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode". You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before". "Never" replies Brian "Well just relax and let it happen" And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense! feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time. When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him ever!!! The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting. "Brian, wake up you drunken bastard, you've shit in the bed" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Thursday, 28 June 2007 work as usual.. had instant noodles for lunch..  .jpg) then aunty yew gave me a something she bought from hong kong.. ^^ .jpg) .jpg) had dinner at keat hong and this stall de sign is just so kuku funny la.. hahas.. .jpg) Friday, 29 June 2007 work in the morning today. after work ended at 1pm, i went out with wanqi. we meet at bugis and went window shopping. ^^ we had lunch at KFC. ate the new seaweed chicken.  after lunch, we went bugis street to walk around. i try on quite a number of clothing. and i like the tie top and jeans dress a lot. went home at bout 6plus then went lot 1 to meet baobei. cuz i bought a present for him. ^^ walk around lot 1 and home at bout 8plus. had a great window shopping day today. yeahh. i love wan qi lots. friends forever. muacks. =D  tml, i'll be meeting iris for k-box.. YAYS !! after k-box and i'll heading to work. and it's stock take day. zzz~ sian. and also, after stock take, need to change the ticketing for the stocks. cuz GST increase till 7% on monday le. and there're just so many ticketings to change la. sian tio. don't know will do until what time. i am ending here for now. bye. baobei. don sad sad about ur audit le ok? jia you for ur final exam now ba. no matter what happens, i'll always be by ur side de. i'll never ever leave you. i promise you. i love you. muacks. Labels: LOOK FOR THE GIRL WITH THE BROKEN SMILE AND SHE WILL BE LOVED  spoke at : 9:23 pm |
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