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Monday, June 25
- Joke of the day.. An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While he is in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not take precautions. A week after arriving back home in the States, he awakes one morning to find his dick, covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately go to see his doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in a two days, for the results.The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it." The man looks a little relieved and says "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up," doc. The doctor answers "I'm sorry,there's no known cure. We're going to have to amputate your penis." The man screams in horror, "Oh no! The doctors replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice." The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines his dick, and proclaims "Ah yes, Monlolian VD. Velly lare lisease. " The guys says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis!". The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid Amellican loctor! Always want to opulate. Make more money, that way. lo leed to to opulate!" "Oh thank God!" the man replies. "Yes" says the Chinese doctor, "You lo worry! Wait two weeky. Dick fall off by itself!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- went working as well today.. baobei send me to work.. YAYS !! i had happy meal for lunch.. ^^ but i don have any toys for happy meal.. =X *sobs* i want the happy meal toy la..   there'll be a new item tml and it'll be placed at our deli counter.. and the item is PIE.. i didn't pie is part of the deli department.. and the pie is so dam kuku expensive la.. a 5 inch pie cost about $6 - $7.. wth.. and today.. cold storage played the cd that i contributed.. so happy can.. cuz finally i can get to listen to the songs i like.. hahas.. anyway.. reach home at about 7 plus.. bath and start to use computer and i played dressing up again.. hahas..         this dressing up game make me wanna dress up like her too.. =X but then, i feel weird wearing them leh.. tml's my off day.. yeahh.. and im gonna make pizza.. woo hoo~! and baobei's gonna come my hse tml to make tgt with me also.. ^^ not only gonna make pizza.. i also have to finish up the holiday homework.. =X im tired now.. off to sleep le.. night all.. sweet dreams.. baobei ar.. had a good talk with u ytd night.. ^^ and today, im sorry for my bad attitude.. sorry, really sorry.. =X i love u lots.. you're irreplaceable.. hope wed can go gai gai with u.. happy 15 month and 10 days.. muacks.. attention all assumption eng sch and chestnut drive students.. don't you know how to queue up for buses? a bunch of idiot people.. Labels: LOOK FOR THE GIRL WITH THE BROKEN SMILE AND SHE WILL BE LOVED  spoke at : 8:46 pm |
counter music blogger  i'm YINGQIN people call me ELAINE sometimes attached since 150306 turning 19 on 20 September 1989 i like any orange & white stuffs i can be very blur and irriatating at times i share all my secrets with my dearest bf i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh i love counting stars at night donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves i love to eat, especially crab nuggets from old chang kee, streaky bacon, sausages, hams, brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc. i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs i like to bake cakes and cookies i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles i can't stand to be alone i love to be in the crowd yup, that's me.ツ  click to add ツFriendster: oooyingqinooo click here for game info. ツ
my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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