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Friday, June 22
- Joke of the day.. This is really embarrassing for the mother, do read on.. This is a Singapore story (supposedly)... Hilarious! This is an encounter of friend's friend's friend (so don't know how true, but quite funny) The male colleague had just boarded the train at Orchard MRT Station. He found a seat facing a woman and her 5 year old son (estimated). He soon realised that the boy was pestering his mum to bring him to the toilet. His mum whispered to him to hold on until Bugis station. He reluctantly obeyed. After another station, he started begging to visit the loo again. At raised voice, his mum commanded to sit and behave himself. He sheepishly sat down but could only hold on for another station before springing up to announce that he was going to pee on the ground if not taken to the toilet immediately. Completely annoyed, his mum threatened to give him a spank. Needless to say, all eyes were upon them by now. How can a woman be that tough on a little child? Unable to hold on any longer, the boy suggested in Mandarin, "Mummy, you open your mouth and let me shi shi (Pee/Urine) inside". Mum said, "don't talk nonsense, or I'll really smack you". Boy said, "why daddy can, I cannot!!!???" She alighted at the next stop. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this picture is cool. when you look through the peephole. it's like someone delivering pizza for you. but actually it's only a cardboard attached to the door. LOL~  and have u guys played the maze game? it's on my 19 June 2007 post.. the picture below is the map to the maze where you can reach the end point.. and there's actually 2 liquid walls that link right but to the exit.. the black line is cheat-shortcut way.. it's so much better than the green line long way.. red circles are the points where you can pass through..  anyway.. work as usual today.. and i had to wash the mince machine and man-saw machine.. took 2 hours just to wash the two machines.. i smelled totally like a meat after i finish washing the 2 machine.. zzz~ i change my locker today.. had to share with VJ aunty.. cuz there's more staffs coming in and there's not enough locker.. so i had to share locker.. and i had to tear off my donald duck sticker.. T.T my locker number is now 14 instead if 05.. gonna miss my locker.. wonder who will be using my locker.. hahas.. also, i was 'luckily' chosen for locker spot check today.. zzz~ i also packed some black trays for tml morning so that i'll be easier for me.. but those black trays are stacked so kuku tall and high up.. and im not tall enough, so i asked cleaner [two two] for help.. me: eh, help me take leh. two two: B, help me take leh.. me: -.- me: C, pls help me take. two two: D, don't want leh. what the hell? zzz~ my lunch today is nasi lemak.. woo~ it's so dam delicious.. gonna buy it again tml for lunch.. ^^  after my lunch, i paste sticker on my new white cube.. picture of my cube without stickers on..  picture of cube with stickers on.. took me at least half an hour to paste them all..   after work, i meet baobei at lot 1.. cuz baobei have to return me the locker key as i change locker le.. and, i have to duplicate the key cuz there's only one key.. after we go duplicate key, we go shop around lot 1 then go for dinner.. i didn't eat dinner cuz i had lunch at 3pm.. =X after the dinner, we went home le.. cuz baobei got project to do.. iris, wanqi and i intend to go out next week de.. but iris de off day is different from mine.. so no chance to meet up le.. haish.. =X guess we'll only be able to meet next next week ba.. baobei will be going back school to study next week le.. that means lesser chance to meet up le.. =X *sobs* nebbermind.. tue, baobei and i will be making pizza tgt and wed, we'll be going out for dinner tgt.. and im gonna hug him super lots.. =D i suddenly so want school to faster reopens.. cuz work is so tiring la.. hur.. =X well, tat's it for today.. im going off for more videos now.. =D baobei piggy ar.. i am really not a poet. i am not that good with words. but i do love you with all my heart and soul. i thank god for bringing you into my life. you've indeed changed me to be a better person. you gave me the courage to face the world. you gave me the strength to carry on after i fell. you gave me the motivation to work hard and reach for the stars. you are the only one who made my heart beat a little faster. no words can really explain how much i truly care for you. no words can describe how i want to be by your side forever. you are my everything. since you entered my life. i have never wanted anything more. but to love you till the end of my life. and to be loved till my very last breath. i have loved you right from the very start. i think of you every second, every minute. i whisper your name each time i breathe. call me crazy for all i care. this love, with no one i could share. you are everything and so much more. you are all I want and need. i want to spend my whole life caring and loving you. and baobei.. aug gu gu !!! hahas.. happy 15 months and 07 days.. i love u lots.. muacks.. baobei, i miss hugging you. =X Labels: LOOK FOR THE GIRL WITH THE BROKEN SMILE AND SHE WILL BE LOVED  spoke at : 6:50 pm |
counter music blogger  i'm YINGQIN people call me ELAINE sometimes attached since 150306 turning 19 on 20 September 1989 i like any orange & white stuffs i can be very blur and irriatating at times i share all my secrets with my dearest bf i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh i love counting stars at night donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves i love to eat, especially crab nuggets from old chang kee, streaky bacon, sausages, hams, brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc. i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs i like to bake cakes and cookies i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles i can't stand to be alone i love to be in the crowd yup, that's me.ツ  click to add ツFriendster: oooyingqinooo click here for game info. ツ
my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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