Monday, June 11 -

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Joke of the day..

A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mens room door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside. The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR".

Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.

He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!". Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".

When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!" The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your penis is under your pillow!"

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Friday, 08 June 2007


a terrible day for me..
cuz i lost the ring baobei gave me..
but i got over it now..
and baobei and i have decided to go buy a new one when we have money..
YAYS !!

had cookery lessons..
we made baked rice..
i didn't make the rice at all..
cuz was busy searching for the ring..
but i manage to snap some pictures of it..









i meet baobei at bishan mrt station after my cookery lessons to pass him the baked rice..
then after tat i went home while baobei went for his yo-yo competition..

tis is the picture of baobei's yo-yo competition cd.. ^^





Saturday, 09 June 2007


went for leg check up again..
and i think the check up is useless..
cuz till now, it's still painful..
zzz~

i saw my cousin while waiting for my turn to do the check up..
snap some pictures of her.. ^^





these pictures of my cousin are taken i think last month..
but i forgot to upload them..











went to work at 3pm cuz i start work at 4pm..
worked from 4-11pm..
the customer crowd is super duper little..
cuz it's now the ang mo's summer vacation and they all went back to their home town..
so i kinda slack all the way during work time.. ^^


Sunday, 10 June 2007


went over to sembawang music shop to collect my jolin concert dvd..

woooooo hoooooooo~
finally the dvd is here man..
i waited 3 months for this dvd le..
hahas..




and i tell you, it's worth the wait..
cuz it's super nice to watch la..
jolin's dancing is just so super duper nice and she's so chio can..

pictures of my jolin concert dvd..








i went to work at 3pm cuz working from 4pm-10pm..
and as usual,
there's hardly any customers..


but, i got one annoying one..
a customer from china..

she came over to my counter asking to try all the turkey hams..
what the hell..
all the turkey hams are right in front of my counter..
and i had to bend down to the very front of the counter in order to take all 4 of them up..
and tis takes time alright and those ham are so kuku heavy..
and cuz she say she wanna try..
so i had to cut small pieces for her to eat..
and also, this takes time..
i had to take out the ham wrapper one by one then cut then give her eat..
and what the fuck..
she scold me dumb and clumsy cuz im slow in letting her to try those ham..

one of the ham i pass her is honey smoked turkey..
honey is sweet right?
and she asked a stupid question..
is the ham sweet cuz it's baked using honey? [IN BROKEN ENGLISH]
wth..
i said yes and she don't want to try the ham even though i've already cut it..
cuz she say she cannot eat honey..
wtf..

in the end, she bought honey peppered turkey..

HONEY PEPPERED TURKEY !!!
and she actually tell me she cannot eat honey..
wtf..

she asked for 12 slices and i slice for her lo..
and i tell you..
those slices are super duper thick la..
and just 12 slices of honey peppered turkey, it cost $30 plus..
wahahaha..
serve the lady right..

and she continue to bought a ot of other stuffs la..
and i anyhow serve her.. =X
hahas..


Monday, 11 June 2007


school as usual today..

after school went to meet baobei for lunch then we went back home tgt..
baobei came over to my hse to play..
YAYS !!
after dinner, we slack slack a while and went downstairs to play badminton..

picture of baobei and me playing badminton..





last but not least..
i love this picture..
don noe how i manage to take it..
hahas..
it looks artistic yeahh?



yeap..
tat's it for now..
im off to sleep lo..
cuz im super duper tired..
and i don't think i can get to sleep cuz the highway opposite my hse linking to bukit batok is now open..
and cars are everywhere around the road..
can hardly sleep at night cuz i keep hearing car sounds..
nite all.. ^^

baobei ar..
yeahh..
today we meet up and u come my hse to play..
so happy la.. ^^
u're not feeling well now wor..
so worried..
how are you le?
why never reply my message??
when u read this message, give me a call can?
so that i know you're ok..
nite baobei..
i love you super lots..
and i just want to let you know how special you are to me and that i love you..

im just so so so in loved with you.. ^^
happy 14 months and 27 days..
muacks..




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- 900th day [11 08 08]
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