I was pregnant and got a bad case of diarrhea. I suffered with it for three long days, until I finally decided to call my doctor. He made an appointment for me to see a specialist. I was told to bring in a stool sample. Well, being in the emotional state I was in, I couldn't for the life of me figure out how to provide a sample of diarrhea.
Soooooo I did what seemed logical to me at the time: I took my very biggest Tupperware bowl and sat on it and did my business. I put the lid on the bowl, and brought the whole bowl to the doctor.
At the doctor's office, I placed the bowl on his desk. If you could have seen the look on the doctor's face! I wish I would have had a camera with me. The doctor took my "sample" to the lab to analyze it, and when he returned he asked me if it was always that "potent." That was the moment when I started to get embarrassed. I could have just crawled in a corner right then and there!
A nurse rinsed out my bowl and handed it back to me. I turned around and put it in the trash. And moral of the story? Tupperware really does seal in the freshness! Every time I think about this story, I get embarrassed all over again. I can't believe that I did what I did! Instead of a tiny little sample, I brought them a big bowl full of sealed in freshness!
If I were blue, would you be there for me, And whisper in my ears that's ok. Would you stand by me, let me hold you tight, And say you love me one more time.
If I feel good, would you slow dance with me? And touch my lips with tender loving care? Would you die for me? Would you run with me? And never look back..
Would you be there to love, to be with me? Would you swear that your love is always true? Would you say that you'll always be the one, to take my breath away?
Would you be there to love, to be with me? Would you swear that your love is always true? Would you say that you'll always be the one, to take my breath away?
Would you be there..
If I am away, would you still think of me? And wish that you could hold me now? Would you die for me? Would you run with me, all the way?
Would you be there to love, to be with me? Would you swear that your love is always true? Would you say that you'll always be the one, to take my breath away?
Would you be there to save my soul tonight? Would you swear that your love is always true? Would you say that you'll always be there to kiss my pain away? Would you be there to love, to be with me? Would you swear that your love is always true? Would you say that you'll always be the one, to take my breath away?
Would you be there to save my soul tonight? Would you swear that your love is always true? Would you say that you'll always be there to kiss my pain away?
today is the last day of my CA paper.. woo hoo~! lallalallar~
happy happy.. ^^
i bought my sec sch photo to school today.. cuz i wanna show them the classmate tat look like ms lam.. LOL~ and some did say she look like ms lam.. hahas..
i show the photo to ms lam too.. but she say she doesn't look like her.. zzz~
anyway, after school today, i went to buy a small portable fan from action city.. cuz mine spoil le.. zzz~
then after tat i waited for yishan at bishan mrt station cuz she's coming my hse today to play.. YAYS !! and i enjoy myself super lots today.. ^^
as i said, yishan came my hse to play today.. so we took the train home to cck tgt and we chat a lot on the way home can.. non-stop like a machine gun lidat.. hahas.. cuz we simply just got so much to talk bout like what mrs lee say during last week's cookery lesson.. hahas..
reach home at bout 1plus bahx.. then after tat we went home for lunch and then we went out again.. cuz i want to go cut hair ma.. so after lunch, yishan acc me go cut hair.. i bought along hebe's photo to show the aunty i want her hair style.. but then, the results is not what i expected lehx.. zzz~ but im happy with my hair now.. cuz i don need to tie anymore and i feel so much lighter and cooler.. hahas..
after the hair cut, we went back home and we started playing game.. and i play the game 'god of war'.. then after that, we use the computer.. then after that, we play tamagotchi.. then after that, we play cube.. then after that, we play yo-yo.. then after that, photo taking session before yishan went home.. hahas.. she went home at bout 5plus.. and she's gonna come again tis fri.. woo hoo~
these are the photos taken today.. ^^
yishan . yingqin
my bro . my sis . yingqin . yishan
my bro . my sis . yingqin . yishan
ee tiong [my bro] . yingqin
bao wen [my sis] . yingqin
gonna blog till here for now.. bye.. ^^
baobei ar.. If ever I sent u a bunch of roses, I will put 1 fake plastic rose in between, And make a wish that, Our relationship should last till the last rose dies…. happy 14th month and 14 days.. i love u lots lots lots..
i'm YINGQIN
people call me ELAINE sometimes
attached since 150306
turning 19 on 20 September 1989
i like any orange & white stuffs
i can be very blur and irriatating at times
i share all my secrets with my dearest bf
i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me
i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh
i love counting stars at night
donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves
i love to eat,
especially crab nuggets from old chang kee,
streaky bacon, sausages, hams,
brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc.
i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs
i like to bake cakes and cookies
i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles
i can't stand to be alone
i love to be in the crowd
yup, that's me.ツ
- ROM at 23 yr old
- marry at 25 yr old
- photo album of our photos
- SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg
- stay healthy
- change new phone
- S.H.E alarm clock
- more woodcraft toys
- be tanned
- GUCCI bag
- get to meet S.H.E
- put braces
- more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings
- Nike hawaii shoe
- get rid of those scars =X
- go overseas with baobei
- get my driving licence
- be able to fulfill all my dreams
- be ultra super rich
- be happy everyday
wishlist for him
- ROM at 23 yr old
- marry at 25 yr old
- more nike shoes
- electric toothbrush
- feather necklace
- white psp slim
- ps3 80gb
- new BIG bag
- v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7
- cool black braclet
- good results in poly
- slim down and weigh 80kg
- baobei to be happy forever
- more shirts, jeans and pants
- be ultra super rich
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