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Monday, May 28
- Joke of the day.. True Story I live alone, one day I tried to vacuum and it didn't pick up so well - I turned it up side down, (it was an upright type vacuum). All I was wearing was cut off shorts - daze duke type like women wear - with the strings hanging down as they do. I thought I turn it on from that upright position,to see if everything worked right, using my foot to hit on switch. It turned on, pulling those strings into the beater bar - ALONG WITH MY PENIS!!... It started to really hurt at this point, lost my balance, couldn't reach the switch... turning pale now, I remembered I talked to my neighbour last so i redial her was the plan, I told her "come fast I'm hurt". As she was trying to untangle me,she told me to undo my pants, I told her I had no underwear on, but she is a nurse so it wasn't a concern for her - off they came. Just as I was about to sit down on chair before I passed out, in the door comes my girlfriend, hears only her voice, and sees me sitting naked on edge of chair!! Needless to say to this day she doesn't believe me.. This is true.. God I wish it wasn't.. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- current song play: song from the movie 200 pounds beauty soundtrack guess how much tis fruit cost..  tis fruit cost 10 bucks alright.. so expensive.. =.= it's so expensive and yet it's very sell-able.. zzz~ anyway, tis is a custared apple [wrong spelling i think].. school as usual today.. my tax CA was given back today.. i scored 40/50, which is 80/100.. was super happy when i got back my paper.. cuz i thought i'll fail tis test cuz i kinda forgot the format for tax evasion.. but then, i passed, and i pass well !! lallalallar~ at least my efforts did pay off.. ^^ stayed back in school for costing lesson today.. onli me, joanna and teck huat stayed back.. =.= stayed till bout 2.45pm then we went off.. reach home slightly after 3pm.. i just realise that thur is a public holiday.. honestly, i kinda hate public holidays now.. cuz i cannot pei baobei on tat day as i've to work.. haish.. =X nth much to blog about now.. im off to mug for tml's costing CA.. lallalallar~ bye.. ^^ baobei.. i was clearing up my table just now.. and i found the class photo tat we took in sec 3 and 4.. and u look so super cute in the non-formal photo can.. OMG~ want to squeeze ur face so much now.. thinking back last time, we never realli talk to each other though we're in the same class.. but now, we're together le.. u're the best baobei in the whole wide world !! i realli treasure and love all those memories tat we had together.. and i want more of those sweet sweet memories.. baobei ar.. i realli love u super lots.. u're mine forever.. happy 14 month and 13 days.. muacks.. Labels: LOOK FOR THE GIRL WITH THE BROKEN SMILE AND SHE WILL BE LOVED  spoke at : 5:28 pm |
counter music blogger  i'm YINGQIN people call me ELAINE sometimes attached since 150306 turning 19 on 20 September 1989 i like any orange & white stuffs i can be very blur and irriatating at times i share all my secrets with my dearest bf i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh i love counting stars at night donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves i love to eat, especially crab nuggets from old chang kee, streaky bacon, sausages, hams, brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc. i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs i like to bake cakes and cookies i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles i can't stand to be alone i love to be in the crowd yup, that's me.ツ  click to add ツFriendster: oooyingqinooo click here for game info. ツ
my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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