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Saturday, May 26
- Joke of the day.. Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town. He really wanted to impress everyone. He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first. Big Man in Small Town.. One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking. "No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won't settle this case for less than one million. Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I'll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay. Tell the DA that I'll meet with him next week to discuss the details." This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions. Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man. "I'm sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I'm very busy. What can I do for you?" The man replied, "I'm from the phone company. I came to hook up your phone." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BAOBEI'S MUMMY !! ^^ i went home for dinner.. vomitted everything out also.. zzz~ then after tat started doing my taxation hw and iron school uniform.. just a random post.. nth much to blog about.. bye.. =D baobei.. 你知道吗? 我很喜欢牵着你的手的感觉。 我每次伤心的时候，只有你才懂得怎么让我微笑。 再也没有谁比你有天份轻易地闯进我的心门。 我只愿守护由你给我的幸福。 我爱你。 Labels: BAOBEI - I MISS YOU  spoke at : 8:29 pm |
counter music blogger  i'm YINGQIN people call me ELAINE sometimes attached since 150306 turning 19 on 20 September 1989 i like any orange & white stuffs i can be very blur and irriatating at times i share all my secrets with my dearest bf i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh i love counting stars at night donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves i love to eat, especially crab nuggets from old chang kee, streaky bacon, sausages, hams, brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc. i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs i like to bake cakes and cookies i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles i can't stand to be alone i love to be in the crowd yup, that's me.ツ  click to add ツFriendster: oooyingqinooo click here for game info. ツ
my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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