Tuesday, May 15 -

Joke of the day..

Cell phone..

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

"Hello?"
"Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
"Yes."
"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful mink coat. It's Only $1,500! Can I buy it?"
"Well, OK, go ahead and get it if you like."
"Thanks Sweetie. I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman, and he gave me a really good price... and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year..."
"What price did he quote you?"
"Only $60,000 ... "
"OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
"Great! But before we hang up, something else... It might sound like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beach front property."
"How much are they asking?"
"Only $450,000 - a magnificent price...and I see that we have enough in the bank to cover the down payment."
"Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
"OK, sweetie... Thanks! I'll see you later! I love you!"
"Bye. I love you too."

The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap, and raises his hand and calls out:

"Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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HAPPY 14TH MONTHSARY TO MY BELOVED BAOBEI AND ME !!

nth much to blog about..
school as usual today..

stayed back to study taxation with yishan tgt today after school today..
had lots of fun and we chat a lot as usual.. ^^

went home at bout 3 plus cuz she need to go post office and im kinda not feeling unwell also..
so went home to rest..
reach home at bout 4.30pm..

i slept all the way throughout my train journey home in train..
then baobei called me suddenly to tell me he's going to play bball in school..
and i bei xia xing.. zzz~
then after tat i alighted at the wrong stop..
i don't know why after i finish talking with baobei on the phone then i just walk out of the mrt door when it opened..
then after tat i went down the escalator and i realised that im at the wrong station..
-__________- lll
how blur can i be??
LOL~

and also..
i realise one thing..
no matter how pack the bus is..
i will always be the only person that have vancancy beside me..
i will always be sitting alone..
i wonder WHY~
do i look fierce/weird?
or do i have BO?
LOL~

anyway..
nth else to blog about..
im feeling so dead now..
headaches are coming again..
i think i can faint any moment now..
off to study for my mock test and CA and then slp..
bye..

to my beloved baobei..
the one who shares my world and the one whom i'm meant to love for the rest of my life..
today is our 14th monthsary wor..
happy happy.. ^^
we've shared 14 months of happiness and good times together..
and it's all so unforgettable and sweet..
and oso..
you're always by my side when i needed you..
baobei ar, you're loved so very much by me.. ^^
i just cannot bear to lose you..
i wanna be with you forever !!
HAPPY 14TH MONTHSARY !!
muacks..

*A BIG HUG FOR YOU*

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i'm YINGQIN
people call me ELAINE sometimes
attached since 150306
turning 19 on 20 September 1989
i like any orange & white stuffs
i can be very blur and irriatating at times
i share all my secrets with my dearest bf
i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me
i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh
i love counting stars at night
donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves
i love to eat,
especially crab nuggets from old chang kee,
streaky bacon, sausages, hams,
brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc.
i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs
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i can't stand to be alone
i love to be in the crowd
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wishlist for her

- ROM at 23 yr old
- marry at 25 yr old
- photo album of our photos
- SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg
- stay healthy
- change new phone
- S.H.E alarm clock
- more woodcraft toys
- be tanned
- GUCCI bag
- get to meet S.H.E
- put braces
- more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings
- Nike hawaii shoe
- get rid of those scars =X
- go overseas with baobei
- get my driving licence
- be able to fulfill all my dreams
- be ultra super rich
- be happy everyday

wishlist for him

- ROM at 23 yr old
- marry at 25 yr old
- more nike shoes
- electric toothbrush
- feather necklace
- white psp slim
- ps3 80gb
- new BIG bag
- v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7
- cool black braclet
- good results in poly
- slim down and weigh 80kg
- baobei to be happy forever
- more shirts, jeans and pants
- be ultra super rich

important days

- 1st monthsary [15 04 06]
- 2nd monthsary [15 05 06]
- 3rd monthsary [15 06 06]
- 100th day [23 06 06]
- 4th monthsary [15 07 06]
- 5th monthsary [15 08 06]
- half yr anniversary [15 09 06]
- 200th day [01 10 06]
- 7th monthsary [15 10 06]
- 8th monthsary [15 11 06]
- 9th monthsary [15 12 06]
- 300th day [09 01 07]
- 10th monthsary [15 01 07]
- 11th monthsary [15 02 07]
- FIRST anniversary [15 03 07]
- 13th monthsary [15 04 07]
- 400th day [19 04 07]
- 14th monthsary [15 05 07]
- 15th monthsary [15 06 07]
- 16th monthsary [15 06 07]
- 500th day [28 07 07]
- 17th monthsary [15 08 07]
- 18th monthsary [15 09 07]
- 19th monthsary [15 10 07]
- 600th day [26 10 07]
- 20th monthsary [15 11 07]
- 21st monthsary [15 12 07]
- 22nd monthsary [15 01 08]
- 700th day [24 01 08]
- 23rd monthsary [15 02 08]
- 2nd ANNIVERSARY [15 03 08]
- 25th monthsary [15 04 08]
- 800th day [03 05 08]
- 26th monthsary [15 05 08]
- 27th monthsary [15 06 08]
- 28th monthsary [15 07 08]
- 900th day [11 08 08]
- 29th monthsary [15 08 08]
- 30th monthsary [15 09 08]
- 31st monthsary [15 10 08
- 32nd monthsary [15 11 08]
- 1000th day [19 11 08]
- 33rd monthsary [15 01 09]
to be continued..




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