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Monday, May 14
- Joke of the day.. One day little Johnny comes upon his grandfather enjoying a beer. Johnny asks, "Granpa, can I have some of your beer?" To which his grandfather replies, "Well that all depends, can your dick touch your asshole?" Slightly shocked, Johnny says, "No, grandpa" "Then you're not man enough" his grandfather replies promptly. The next day Johnny sees his Grandfather smoking a cigar. He asks him, "Grandpa, may I smoke a cigar?" Again his grandfather replies "Can your dick touch your asshole?" and, again, Johnny says no. The third day Johnny's grandfather sees little Johnny eating some fresh baked cookies. He says, "Hey there Johnny, can you give me a cookie?" Johnny asks, "I don't know grandpa, can your dick touch your asshole?" His grandfather proudly replies, "Why yes, yes it can" Johnny says, "Well then go fuck yourself, because grandma made these cookies for me" ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- school as usual today.. first lesson: costing boring as usual.. i fell asleep in the lesson.. LOL~ second lesson: personal taxation.. got back our mock test.. teacher nebber mark our test.. cuz she's pretty upset with our class as we scored quite badly for the first qn.. hur.. =X so in the end got scolding and we copied the correct ans for the mock test and was told to go back to study for it.. after school.. had lunch with yishan and we studied together at the study corner near the staff room.. and at the same time, i redeem my hours of late coming.. i didn't noe i had 3 late coming sia.. nobody told me.. T.T luckily i checked with mrs lee today.. hahas.. so i redeem my hours one shot today.. =D stayed till 4.30pm to study accounting today.. and i cleared all my questions tat i had at accounting.. ^^ i reach home at bout 5plus.. had my dinner now and here i am blogging.. ^^ well, before i end my entry.. here's some pictures taken today and a few days back.. my donald duck toys given by baobei.. ^^  my 14th monthsary present given by baobei..      baobei's mummy de mother's day cake..   had a lil' cut on sunday night by the kuku ham slicer.. =X  my sister and i..   yishan and my study stuffs..  the irritating bee which always fly over to our papers while we're doing accounting today..  yup.. tat's it for now.. off to study for accounting mock test and tax CA1.. baobei ar.. yeahh.. i had huggies and kisses today.. so happy.. i love the donald duck present tat u give me.. and u told me tis morning tat there're more presents for me.. wee~! happy happy.. ai si ni le lahx.. muacks.. tml's our 14th monthsary le wor.. im so happy !! i just love u so much.. here's 14 我爱你 for you.. 我爱你 我爱你 我爱你 我爱你 我爱你 我爱你 我爱你 我爱你 我爱你 我爱你 我爱你 我爱你 我爱你 我爱你 !! happy 13th month and 30 days.. muacks.. Labels: I LOVE MY BAOBEI SO MUCH  spoke at : 7:56 pm |
counter music blogger  i'm YINGQIN people call me ELAINE sometimes attached since 150306 turning 19 on 20 September 1989 i like any orange & white stuffs i can be very blur and irriatating at times i share all my secrets with my dearest bf i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh i love counting stars at night donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves i love to eat, especially crab nuggets from old chang kee, streaky bacon, sausages, hams, brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc. i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs i like to bake cakes and cookies i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles i can't stand to be alone i love to be in the crowd yup, that's me.ツ  click to add ツFriendster: oooyingqinooo click here for game info. ツ
my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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