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Monday, May 7
- Joke of the day.. A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- monday blues.. hur.. =X baobei send me to school.. yeahh yeahh yeahh.. meet mira and liyana at bishan mrt station and off we went to school.. OMG~ we walked super fast to school la.. cuz we're running late le.. once we stepped into the school, the national athem was played.. hahas.. so mira, liyana and i stay downstairs to sing finish the school song and national athem b4 going up to our class for attendance to be marked.. lessons is kinda boring.. cuz im having monday blues and yet sleepy cuz i worked full shift last night.. =X after school, yishan and i went to look for the teacher-in-charge of the cookery club.. cuz i wanna join cookery mahx.. and the reason being.. cuz i have to learn to cook for baobei to eat in the future.. hahas.. then after tat, meet mira and diyana at the school foyer and off we went to order joanna's birthday cake.. cuz we're celebrating her birthday tml.. woot !! we bought a fruit cake for joanna.. OMG~ the fruit cake is so nice can.. i oso wanna the fruit cake for my birthday.. =X after ordering the cake, i went home and meet baobei at lot 1.. cuz i need to buy some stuffs.. baobei and i slack slack at lot 1 for a while before heading home.. after a short while after i went home, baobei came my hse to play.. woot woot woot !! had fun playing.. =D yup.. tat's how i spend my day today.. how bout you? baobei.. woot !! thanks for sending me to school today.. i love it so much.. and oso had fun with u today with u came my hse to play.. =D i'll love u forever.. muacks.. pictures taken today in school and some time last week.. ^^ first, the dinner i had ytd.. =D
  fifth, pictures taken today in school.. =D   tat's the end of my entry.. BYE~! Labels: HAPPY DAY  spoke at : 7:32 pm |
counter music blogger  i'm YINGQIN people call me ELAINE sometimes attached since 150306 turning 19 on 20 September 1989 i like any orange & white stuffs i can be very blur and irriatating at times i share all my secrets with my dearest bf i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh i love counting stars at night donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves i love to eat, especially crab nuggets from old chang kee, streaky bacon, sausages, hams, brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc. i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs i like to bake cakes and cookies i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles i can't stand to be alone i love to be in the crowd yup, that's me.ツ  click to add ツFriendster: oooyingqinooo click here for game info. ツ
my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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