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Thursday, May 3
- Joke of the day.. Conceiving.. A young married couple has difficulties conceiving a baby, so after a while the wife consults her doctor, who recommends the minor of three possible operations. The operation is performed, but a month later, she's still not pregnant, so she goes to see the doctor again. This time he recommends the medium operation, a somewhat more serious operation, but still not as complicated as the third alternative. But, there's still no result, and another month later she's back in the doctors office, and this time she gets the big one. After having recovered in some weeks, the couple resumes normal marital activities, and this time they actually succeed in conceiving a baby. Filled with joy, the young wife now sees the doctor for the regular examination during pregnancy and says, "We're so happy doctor, we're finally having a baby. But what was this third operation actually all about? The first two weren't that bad, but this last one I think must have been quite a job, I was dizzy for weeks after." "Well," the doctor replies, "since the first two standard operations failed, we started suspecting your method rather than your ability, so I made a connection from your throat to your uterus." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *ahem* mr liew zhi xiang, is tis joke yellow enough for u? LOL~ anyway.. had kuku 3 hours of accounting today.. OMG~ plus, mrs lee told us today on 25 may.. we're gonna have a outing trip to the navy !! woo~ im so looking forward to it.. yays !! then had costing lesson.. costing lesson is so ___________... arghh~!! don wanna say bout it.. =X i just hope ms lam can just concentrate on teaching and not on other stuffs, cuz she's just simply wasting time.. stayed back after school today with joanna for lunch and did costing and accounting homework.. teck huat and kok hua join in shortly after tat.. =D reach home slightly before 4pm and started to chong my taxation hw after tat le.. =X baobei.. yeahh, today got meet up.. can lend me ur lil' bape bag for one more day mahx? cuz it's just simply so cute la.. =X hahas.. tml u gonna go play bball with ur friends after school.. hur.. =X i oso wanna play la !! but i can't, cuz i've been grounded.. =X *sobs* baobei, promise to bring me out when i can ok? i wanna go bugis, sentosa, amk hub and many more.. can't wait to go gai gai with u.. =D i love u forever.. happy 13 months and 19 days.. muacks.. oh god.. im having headaches again.. and today, i've eaten 2 panadol extra le.. if tis continues on, i don think i can take it anymore.. massive massive headaches.. headaches sux !! Labels: MASSIVE MASSIVE HEADAHCES  spoke at : 11:08 pm |
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