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Monday, April 30
- Joke of the day.. Period.. A prostitute on her period decides to catch a client anyway. She thinks to herself, "I'll find some drunk. He won't even notice anything."She goes to the bar, finds a really drunk guy there, takes him to the nearest hotel and they spend the night together. The guy wakes up the next morning (the prostitute is already gone by then) and as he starts to get out of bed he sees that his hands are covered in blood. He starts running around the room, saying to himself in panic, "Oh my God! I killed her! I killed her!!!...". As he runs to the bathroom he passes the mirror, stops, looks at himself for a second n then screams, "Oh my God!!! And I ate her too!!!....". -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- OMG.. Help me~! MASSIVE MASSIVE HEADACHES.. i can feel as if someone or something is pulling my hair off my head, twisting my brain and squeezing all the juice out.. really painful.. hur.. =X tried lying down just now but its not working.. and i've already eaten 6 panadol le.. =X oh god.. i hate headaches.. tml's labour day.. i think im gonna hate weekends and public holidays now.. =X cuz i cannot go out.. and today, everybody is talking about spiderman 3 movie.. oh god.. i wanna watch it lahx.. but i don think i have the chance.. haish.. *sobs* OMG~ the news just say got buildings collapse in orchard.. so heng today baobei never go there.. =X heng~~~~ arghh.. i gonna go.. kuku headaches.. hur.. =X baobei piggy.. today go out with ur friends wor.. hope u did have fun.. hahas.. and u say u gonna buy present for me soon.. woot woot woot !! but u don wanna tell me what u gonna buy.. hur.. =X u make me so xin yang yang can.. and and and.. i miss you.. =X plus.. i rmb what u told me ytd.. and it made me so touched can.. =X u said: '你是我的第一次, 也会是我的最后一次, 因为我只爱你一个人.' baobei, u're so sweet can.. i just love u so much.. =D happy 13 months and 16 days.. love u lots lots.. muacks.. hope i can get to see u tml.. =D some videos for u guys to enjoy.. =D tis is super funny.. LOL~ S.H.E sing their new song LIVE~! S.H.E doing the ghost stuffs.. scary~! =X MY WEEKLY HOROSCOPE You may be wondering whether to take your own advice on Monday or that of your partner. It doesn't seem possible that the two of you will agree, so it may be best to compromise or just disagree until you can come up with a better plan. A Full Moon in your communication zone on Wednesday makes any exchanges very intense, so don't try to make decisions on the spur of the moment if you don't really have to. It is better to wait until you can see the light of day. Be courageous. Labels: BAOBEI - I MISS YOU  spoke at : 7:29 pm |
counter music blogger  i'm YINGQIN people call me ELAINE sometimes attached since 150306 turning 19 on 20 September 1989 i like any orange & white stuffs i can be very blur and irriatating at times i share all my secrets with my dearest bf i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh i love counting stars at night donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves i love to eat, especially crab nuggets from old chang kee, streaky bacon, sausages, hams, brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc. i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs i like to bake cakes and cookies i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles i can't stand to be alone i love to be in the crowd yup, that's me.ツ  click to add ツFriendster: oooyingqinooo click here for game info. ツ
my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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