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Sunday, April 29
- Joke of the day.. A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while he's getting dressed. She points to his dick and says, "Daddy, what's that?" Not wanting to explain sex to her yet, he says, "Uh, I can't tell you, it's a secret." The little girl finds her mother and asks, "What is that long thing between Daddy's legs?" Her mother also doesn't want to explain sex yet, so she says, "I don't know, he won't tell me." A couple days later the little girl says to her mother, "Mommy, I finally figured out what that thing between Daddy's legs is. It's a toothbrush!" "Why do you think that?" the amused mother asks. "Because," the little girl says, "this morning I saw the maid sliding it in and out of her mouth and she had toothpaste dripping down her chin." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- i think my joke of the day is getting more and more yellow.. =X guess i've to go another webby for jokes tat are not yellow.. hahas.. ytd wasn't a good day for me as well.. was suppose to work at 4pm but i reach cold storage at bout 2.45pm.. cuz i went there for dinner.. and while i was walking to cold storage.. i saw baobei tgt with his friends on the way to the bus stop.. i cry when i saw him.. just couldn't control my tears.. his friends left us alone to talk.. we didn't talk.. just hug.. cuz im already crying le.. =X then after tat, i walk baobei to the bus stop.. cuz he's going yo-yo with his friends.. after i send baobei off to yo-yo.. i cry even harder.. cry all the way while i was walking to cold storage.. and i intend to go toilet wash face de.. but then, no use, i saw myself in the mirror, and i cry even harder.. i told baobei im crying in the toilet le.. and i noe he's pretty worried.. cuz im having headache and fever and im feeling dam down.. my headache didn't stop when i started working.. so i took 6 pandadols in one go.. even doing so, my headache got worse.. so i took another 1 more.. but it didn't help.. and worse.. i don noe how tat jeremy clean the ham slicing machine.. he clean until the whole machine drop onto my leg.. though the bruise is small but it hurts a lot.. =X im limping as i walk now.. for now.. i think complainting so much doesn't help.. i just have to live life to the fullest and study hard.. cuz i think i got grounded because of my results.. guess, i realli have to study hard.. jia you yingqin.. baobei ar.. u oso muz study hard wor.. cuz if u don study hard.. then ur mummy ground u.. then cannot meet up again le.. =X im sorry to make u worry last night.. and i promise i'll try to recover from tis and don think too much for now.. for the past few days i've been down.. baobei has been by my side all along.. and im so happy tat he did.. cuz if he didn't.. i think i'll fall back into the state of depression again.. baobei, iloveyou.. =D and oso thanks to zhi xiang and meng chai... zhi xiang, thanks for ur tag.. and meng chai, thanks for encouraging me.. ur words realli did help a lot.. i shall live life to the fullest now to overcome tis and study hard.. cuz like what baobei said.. tis is onli a test for us, we'll be able to get through tis tgt and stay strong tgt no matter what happens.. =D Labels: I LOVE YOU BAOBEI MR HONG ZHENJUN  spoke at : 10:12 am |
counter music blogger  i'm YINGQIN people call me ELAINE sometimes attached since 150306 turning 19 on 20 September 1989 i like any orange & white stuffs i can be very blur and irriatating at times i share all my secrets with my dearest bf i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh i love counting stars at night donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves i love to eat, especially crab nuggets from old chang kee, streaky bacon, sausages, hams, brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc. i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs i like to bake cakes and cookies i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles i can't stand to be alone i love to be in the crowd yup, that's me.ツ  click to add ツFriendster: oooyingqinooo click here for game info. ツ
my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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