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Thursday, April 26
- Joke of the day.. Gynaecologist.. A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does he says to the woman: "Do you know what I'm doing ?" "Yes," she says, "you`re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "Correct," says the doctor. He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now", he says. "Yes," says the woman, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer." "That's right," replies the doctor. He then gradually proceeds to having sexual intercourse with her. "Do you know," he pants "what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she says. "You're getting herpes." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S.H.E's new mv, 中国话 TEAMBUILDING DAY CAMP went for tis camp today.. wasn't so looking forward to tis camp.. but in the end, it turn out kinda nice.. =D it started to rain heavily in the morning.. and i was like thinking, will the camp be cancelled? cuz im super not looking forward to tis camp.. =X in the end, the camp was not cancalled.. was suppose to report to school by 8am and leave school by 8.30am to head for the camp.. but then, in the end, we leave school at 9am instead.. =.= and joanna came school today.. woo~ hahas.. tis is how the camp side look like.. look pretty like HDB flats to me.. =.=  the first activity of the camp was to let us find out who killed paris hilton.. we were suppose to proceed to 5 stations to find the clues and solve the case.. was pretty fun.. my group didn't solve the case, cuz we guess the wrong murder.. =X second activity of the day was erm... i forgot the name.. anyway, we were suppose to go to five stations to play our games as well.. and i like 2 of the stations best, which is caterpillar and rocket launching.. =D after our second activity was LUNCH TIME~! woo, finally.. cuz im so super hungry.. LOL.. tis is the picture of the food tat i eat..  tis is the picture of the drink tat i had..  our third activity was erm.. oppx, i forgot the name again.. and even worse, i forgot what we did.. =X oh god, im losing my memory.. =X but then, i rmb after our third activity, we had tea break~! hahas.. and here's the food and drinks tat i've eaten and drank.. =D   after our tea break.. it's going back home time.. woo woo woo~! these are the pictures taken on the way home..     and my stomach pain like shit lo.. cuz i tolerate my shit from coming out since morning.. =X i reach home at bout 6.15pm.. then rush in to the toilet to shit.. and i feel so dam soft after i shit finish lo.. =X and im feeling so tired now.. so think blog until here le bahx.. off to sleep lo.. NIGHT ALL~! baobei.. today nebber meet up.. I MISS YOU~! im so glad tat u today got miss me.. =D and my stomach still hurts.. hur.. =X i want sayang sayang~! i want kiss kiss~! i want huggies~! anyway.. happy 13 months and 11 days.. iloveyou.. muacks.. Labels: BAOBEI - I MISS YOU  spoke at : 6:44 pm |
counter music blogger  i'm YINGQIN people call me ELAINE sometimes attached since 150306 turning 19 on 20 September 1989 i like any orange & white stuffs i can be very blur and irriatating at times i share all my secrets with my dearest bf i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh i love counting stars at night donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves i love to eat, especially crab nuggets from old chang kee, streaky bacon, sausages, hams, brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc. i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs i like to bake cakes and cookies i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles i can't stand to be alone i love to be in the crowd yup, that's me.ツ  click to add ツFriendster: oooyingqinooo click here for game info. ツ
my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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