Wednesday, April 25 -

Joke of the day..

Sweetheart..

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves.

The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I as there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love.

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing."


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school as usual today..

before school went to look for baobei..
was feeling super unwell..
stomach super pain.. =X
then i vomitted my whole breakfast out before going school..
hur.. =X
baobei was so shocked can..
he immediately send me to school..
cuz i was feeling so giddy tat i cannot stand properly..
cuz baobei scared i walk walk walk then fall into the mrt tracks.. =X

first lesson: advance accounting..
mrs lee change the seating arrangements in class..
my seat now is super in front..
mrs lee teach new things today and it'll be tested on the coming CA1 which is on 22 may.. zzz~
homework was oso given..

second lesson: S&W..
ms leong did some checks on our weight and height..
my weight is 56kg..
and i need to lose off 6.3kg of fats.. zzz~
arghh..
im just so fat~! =X
was so shocked when i saw the amount of fats tat i need to lose man..
cuz all the other classmates got like 1.5-2.3kg of fats to lose and my amount is double theirs~!
guess im still not working hard enough on losing weight..
jia you lo yingqin.. =D

third lesson: personal taxation..
before tax lesson, mira, diyana and i went for lunch then after tat go student hub to finish up accounting qn 6..
and i cannot get the correct ans can..
do until so pek~!
went class for tax at about 1.15pm..
then asked yishan bout qn 6 and indeed, her class finish doing all the accounting qn le sia.. =X
and now, i got qn 6 correct le.. =D

today's tax lesson is purely theory again..
and i nearly fall asleep in class..
half-way throught the lesson, yishan and i started chit chatting bout stuffs..
and it was so funny can..
and, tax CA1 is oso coming soon, 16 may..
arghh~!

after school, yishan and i went J-8 to walk walk..
cuz i need to buy colouring book for my sister..
i bought pooh bear, spiderman and power ranger de colouring book for her.. ^^
and she's now happily colouring them away..
after buying, i went lot 1 to meet baobei and bought 2 big big cabbage home from NTUC for my mum to cook..
then after tat baobei and i went home le.. ^^
my sister has been having fever since monday and she has not been going school..
hope she's fine now and hope she recover soon..
cuz i wanna play wrestling with her on the bed~!
hahas..

oh ya..
mira and diyana today told me tat teacher say netball training will be held in bishan instead of tamp..
woo~!
great news.
but then, still not confirm yet..
tml maybe go ask cher to confirm it..
if training is confirm in bishan, then i'll join netball as my cca cuz mira and diyana joing netball too.. =D

and tml got teambuilding camp..
im so not looking forward to tis camp.. =X

plus..
IM SO BROKE NOW...
hur.. =X
saturday is pay day..
just 2 more days nia..
arghh~!
i wan my pay now..
it doesn't feel nice to be broke.. =X
and once i get my pay, im gonna go pre-order S.H.E's new album..
yeahh~~~
can't wait to buy their new album..
and, where's my Jolin's concert dvd???
when i pre-order, the staffs there say can collect in mid-april de..
now already 25 april le and may is coming soon lo..
where is my jolin concert dvd??

well, im blogging till here for today..
im off to do homework lo..
bye..

baobei..
thanks so much for sending me to school today..
u're just so sweet lahx..
and today, for the first time, i see how shocked u're to see me vomit.. =X
and and and..
don't worry so much le ok?
im fine now..
just tat stomach still a bit painful.. =X

tml won't be meeting u cuz i got tat bl00dy camp..
arghh..
sian.. =X
so don feel like going, but if i don go, need to pay for the camp lo..
cuz the school is paying for us now..
can onli meet u on fri.. =X
and tml u go get ur shoe wor..
i wanna see..
hahas..
i got so many things to tell u la..
but cannot type all here lehx.. =X
tell u on msn instead bahx..
happy 13 months and 10 days..
my precious boy boy, iloveyou !!
muacks..

be a gracious person to forgive those tat cannot be forgiven?
impossible..



S.H.E new song lyrics..

中国话

扁担宽板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
扁担宽板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
伦敦玛莉莲买了件旗袍送妈妈
莫斯科的夫司基爱上牛肉面疙瘩
各种颜色的皮肤各种颜色的头发
嘴里念的说的开始流行中国话
多少年我们苦练英文发音和文法
这几年换他们卷著舌头学平上去入的变化
平平仄仄平平仄(仄仄平平仄仄平)
好聪明的中国人好优美的中国话
扁担宽板凳长
扁担想绑在板凳上
板凳不让扁担绑在板凳上
扁担偏要绑在板凳上
板凳偏偏不让扁担绑在那板凳上
到底扁担宽还是板凳长
哥哥弟弟坡前坐
坡上卧著一只鹅
坡下流著一条河
哥哥说宽宽的河
弟弟说白白的鹅
鹅要过河河要渡鹅
不知是那鹅过河
还是河渡鹅
全世界都在学中国话
孔夫子的话越来越国际化
全世界都在讲中国话
我们说的话让世界都认真听话
纽约苏珊娜开了间禅风lounge bar
柏林来的沃夫冈拿胡琴配著电吉他
各种颜色的皮肤各种颜色的头发
嘴里念的说的开始流行中国话
多少年我们苦练英文发音和文法
这几年换他们卷著舌头学平上去入的变化
平平仄仄平平仄(仄仄平平仄仄平)
好聪明的中国人好优美的中国话
有个小孩叫信
上街打醋又买布
买了布打了醋
回头看见鹰抓兔
放下布搁下醋
上前去追鹰和兔
飞了鹰跑了兔
洒了醋湿了布
嘴说腿腿说嘴
嘴说腿爱跑腿
腿说嘴爱卖嘴
光动嘴不动腿
光动腿不动嘴
不如不长腿和嘴
到底是那嘴说腿还是腿说嘴
全世界都在学中国话
孔夫子的话越来越国际化
全世界都在讲中国话
我们说的话让世界都认真听话
全世界都在学中国话
孔夫子的话越来越国际化
全世界都在讲中国话
我们说的话让世界都认真听话

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i'm YINGQIN
people call me ELAINE sometimes
attached since 150306
turning 19 on 20 September 1989
i like any orange & white stuffs
i can be very blur and irriatating at times
i share all my secrets with my dearest bf
i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me
i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh
i love counting stars at night
donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves
i love to eat,
especially crab nuggets from old chang kee,
streaky bacon, sausages, hams,
brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc.
i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs
i like to bake cakes and cookies
i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles
i can't stand to be alone
i love to be in the crowd
yup, that's me.ツ

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he's my guy.
i love you baby. ツ

wishlist for her

- ROM at 23 yr old
- marry at 25 yr old
- photo album of our photos
- SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg
- stay healthy
- change new phone
- S.H.E alarm clock
- more woodcraft toys
- be tanned
- GUCCI bag
- get to meet S.H.E
- put braces
- more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings
- Nike hawaii shoe
- get rid of those scars =X
- go overseas with baobei
- get my driving licence
- be able to fulfill all my dreams
- be ultra super rich
- be happy everyday

wishlist for him

- ROM at 23 yr old
- marry at 25 yr old
- more nike shoes
- electric toothbrush
- feather necklace
- white psp slim
- ps3 80gb
- new BIG bag
- v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7
- cool black braclet
- good results in poly
- slim down and weigh 80kg
- baobei to be happy forever
- more shirts, jeans and pants
- be ultra super rich

important days

- 1st monthsary [15 04 06]
- 2nd monthsary [15 05 06]
- 3rd monthsary [15 06 06]
- 100th day [23 06 06]
- 4th monthsary [15 07 06]
- 5th monthsary [15 08 06]
- half yr anniversary [15 09 06]
- 200th day [01 10 06]
- 7th monthsary [15 10 06]
- 8th monthsary [15 11 06]
- 9th monthsary [15 12 06]
- 300th day [09 01 07]
- 10th monthsary [15 01 07]
- 11th monthsary [15 02 07]
- FIRST anniversary [15 03 07]
- 13th monthsary [15 04 07]
- 400th day [19 04 07]
- 14th monthsary [15 05 07]
- 15th monthsary [15 06 07]
- 16th monthsary [15 06 07]
- 500th day [28 07 07]
- 17th monthsary [15 08 07]
- 18th monthsary [15 09 07]
- 19th monthsary [15 10 07]
- 600th day [26 10 07]
- 20th monthsary [15 11 07]
- 21st monthsary [15 12 07]
- 22nd monthsary [15 01 08]
- 700th day [24 01 08]
- 23rd monthsary [15 02 08]
- 2nd ANNIVERSARY [15 03 08]
- 25th monthsary [15 04 08]
- 800th day [03 05 08]
- 26th monthsary [15 05 08]
- 27th monthsary [15 06 08]
- 28th monthsary [15 07 08]
- 900th day [11 08 08]
- 29th monthsary [15 08 08]
- 30th monthsary [15 09 08]
- 31st monthsary [15 10 08
- 32nd monthsary [15 11 08]
- 1000th day [19 11 08]
- 33rd monthsary [15 01 09]
to be continued..




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