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Tuesday, April 24
- Joke of the day.. Born with bullets.. A pregnant woman walks into a bank, and lines up at the first available teller. Just at that moment the bank gets robbed and she is shot three times in the stomach. She was rushed to the hospital where she was fixed up. As she leaves she asks the doctor about her baby. The doctor says, "Oh! You're going to have triplets. They're fine but each one has a bullet lodged in its stomach. Don't worry though the bullets will pass through their system through normal metabolism." As time goes on the woman has three children, two girls and a boy. Twelve years later, one of the girls comes up to her mother and says "Mommy, I've done a very weird thing!" Her mother asks her what happened and her daughter replies, "I passed a bullet into the toilet." The woman comforts her and explains all about the accident at the bank. A few weeks later, her other daughter comes up to her with tears streaming from her eyes. "Mommy, I've done a very bad thing!" The mother says, "Let me guess. You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?" The daughter looks up from her teary eyes and says, "Yes, how did you know?" The mother comforts her child and explains about the incident at the bank. A month later the boy comes up and says, "Mommy, I've done a very bad thing!" "You passed a bullet into the toilet, right?" "No, I was masturbating and I shot the dog." ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- school as usual today.. before i go school, went to meet baobei in the morning at his hse.. cuz he wanna pass me my present.. which is a donald duck file.. the picture of the file..  the file is so nice.. gonna use it tml for school.. yeahh.. thanks baobei.. =D was nearly late for assembly.. i reach school at 8am sharp and when i walk in the gate, the SC close the gate le.. amirah and i were like 'phew~!' hahas.. first lesson: advance accounting.. had onli 15 minutes of accounting lesson instead of 1 hour.. cuz mrs lee was busy settling the admin and late coming stuffs.. zzz~ i think ar.. every tue de accounting lesson will be cut short to 15 mins bahx.. cuz teacher will be busy settling admin stuffs.. =X homework was given for accounting.. and i cannot get the correct ans~! arghh.. i do until super pek sia.. hur.. =X second lesson: costing.. was given assignments to do.. i finish the assignments super early and was playing cube.. then kok hua took my cube to mess it up.. the first time, he mess up the cube in front of me.. then after tat he pass me the cube, and i solve in front of him.. the second time, he mess up the cube without letting me see.. cuz he thought i rmb the way he mess it up.. =.= then after tat he pass me the cube to let me solve again.. and again, i solve it in front of him within 2 minutes.. and he's like 'WOAH~!' hahas.. his expression super funny.. LOL.. went home after school to do my revising and finish up my tax hw.. cuz ytd nebber do finish.. =X hahas.. i did my revision and hw till about 5pm bahx.. then went to bath and then dinner then online and here im blogging and waiting for baobei to online.. cuz i got important stuffs to tell him.. hur.. =X baobei, I WANT HUGGIES~! OH~! baobei online le.. im off to chat with him lo.. bye.. =D baobei.. thanks for ur donald duck file.. i like it a lot.. =D today de huggies make me feel so calm and safe.. it make me didn't want to go school sia.. just want to stay in ur arms lidat forever.. =X i just love u so much.. happy 13 months and 09 days.. muacks.. Labels: =D  spoke at : 9:00 pm |
counter music blogger  i'm YINGQIN people call me ELAINE sometimes attached since 150306 turning 19 on 20 September 1989 i like any orange & white stuffs i can be very blur and irriatating at times i share all my secrets with my dearest bf i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh i love counting stars at night donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves i love to eat, especially crab nuggets from old chang kee, streaky bacon, sausages, hams, brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc. i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs i like to bake cakes and cookies i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles i can't stand to be alone i love to be in the crowd yup, that's me.ツ  click to add ツFriendster: oooyingqinooo click here for game info. ツ
my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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