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Saturday, April 14
- 2nd joke of the day.. A Singaporean was on holiday in Malaysia. He was having his coffee, croissants, bread, butter & jam at the hotel's coffee house. A Malaysian man who was chewing gum, sat down next to him & started a casual conversation. Malaysian : "You Singaporeans eat the whole bread?" Singaporean : "Of course." Malaysian : "We don't. In Malaysia, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it, transform them into croissants & sell them across to Singapore." The Malaysian then had a smirk on his face while the Singaporean listened in silence. Malaysian : "Do you eat the jam with the bread?" Singaporean : "Of course." Malaysian (chuckling): "We don't. In Malaysia, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds & other left-overs in a container, recycle them, transform them into jam, before we sell it across to Singapore." This time, the Singaporean retorted : "Do you have sex in Malaysia?" Malaysian : "Why, of course we do" Singaporean : "Do you wear protection" Malaysian : "Of course! We wear condoms." Singaporean : "And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?" Malaysian : "Stupid question ! Of course we throw them away." Singaporean : "We don't. In Singapore, the government secretly puts them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum & sell them across to Malaysia,... & that's the real reason why we banned chewing gum in Singapore." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- just came back from work.. and im so irritated now.. oh, what the fuck?? im always so envious of those who can go out late at night.. cuz i always have to be home before 9pm when i go out.. and tat also occurs even when im out with baobei.. oh, what the fuck?? home before 9pm.. what can i do within such short hours? where can i go within such short hours? u just simply don trust me right? and everytime when i go out, u'll always call to check on me.. oh, what the fuck?? do u like to be checked on when u're out? u don't !! and u always scold mum back.. and tis also applies to me.. i hate you always calling me up to check on me.. is like i don't even have any privacy at all.. and u say work and study together is not xin ku at all.. and u say tat my results are bad tis time round cuz i concentrate on love instead of studies.. oh, what the fuck?? u think work and study together is easy ar? it's dam xin ku alright? i envy those who can go out or stay home and rest the whole day in the weekends cuz i can't.. i have to work.. work for what? work for my monthly allowance.. and because u didn't give me any freedom.. all the friends around me didn't even bother to ask me out.. and the reason is cause they knew u wouldn't allow.. and even if u allow, i've to be back home early, so what's the point of asking me out? and u say i cannot make it to poly.. just by saying tis bloody sentence, u ruin all the confidence tat i have.. u say tat ppl are always mocking at us.. mocking at us tat we're poor.. mocking at us tat ur kids are lousy cuz they cannot go good school to study.. mocking at me tat i go study ITE instead of poly.. u think i wanna go study ITE?? u think ITE was my choice of the place to study after my o levels? no, of course not !! but i've no choice.. cuz im stupid like what u said.. im lousy in everything tat i do.. im lousy in my studies.. im lousy in work.. and im even lousy in relationships.. cuz i hurt and disappoint baobei time and again.. and the most recent one is the k-box thingy.. i realli regret doing tat.. i realli did.. i know baobei has already forgiven me but it seems tat he cannot forget the pain i've given him.. haish.. and when we first started, i treated baobei so terribly.. i just regret every bad thing that i did to baobei.. cuz he dote and love me so much.. and im so ruthless enough to hurt him.. im just so bad~! i just hate myself so much.. haish.. just have to admit tat life is full of challenges.. terrible headaches are coming now.. shall stop ranting for now.. Labels: IM JUST SO WEAK AND LOUSY  spoke at : 7:49 pm |
counter music blogger  i'm YINGQIN people call me ELAINE sometimes attached since 150306 turning 19 on 20 September 1989 i like any orange & white stuffs i can be very blur and irriatating at times i share all my secrets with my dearest bf i've awesome friends who will go crazy with me i've funny working mates who'll never fail to make me laugh i love counting stars at night donald duck, S.H.E and backstreet boys are my loves i love to eat, especially crab nuggets from old chang kee, streaky bacon, sausages, hams, brocolli, cakes, pringles, sushi etc and etc. i like to sleep and daydream about wonderful stuffs i like to bake cakes and cookies i hate insects, esp cockroaches & beetles i can't stand to be alone i love to be in the crowd yup, that's me.ツ  click to add ツFriendster: oooyingqinooo click here for game info. ツ
my love  MR HONG ZHENJUN he's my guy. i love you baby. ツ wishlist for her - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - photo album of our photos - SLIM DOWN and weigh 48kg - stay healthy - change new phone - S.H.E alarm clock - more woodcraft toys - be tanned - GUCCI bag - get to meet S.H.E - put braces - more Rainie Inspired Singlesided Earrings - Nike hawaii shoe - get rid of those scars =X - go overseas with baobei - get my driving licence - be able to fulfill all my dreams - be ultra super rich - be happy everyday wishlist for him - ROM at 23 yr old - marry at 25 yr old - more nike shoes - electric toothbrush - feather necklace - white psp slim - ps3 80gb - new BIG bag - v-cube 5x5, 6x6, 7x7 - cool black braclet - good results in poly - slim down and weigh 80kg - baobei to be happy forever - more shirts, jeans and pants - be ultra super rich important days - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 900th day [11 08 08] - 29th monthsary [15 08 08] - 30th monthsary [15 09 08] - 31st monthsary [15 10 08 - 32nd monthsary [15 11 08] - 1000th day [19 11 08] - 33rd monthsary [15 01 09] to be continued.. doll doll exits Click Here. ツ photos credits
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